What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I would tell you a recycling joke
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over
When it comes to recycling toilet paper you really need to process the crap out of it.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Yep f someone says to you” I can’t roast trash” say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me where’s your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
