Recycling jokes
Yep, if someone says to you, "I can't roast trash," say, "Well, some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother!"
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I took the trash to the recycling bin, and two days later, my mom asked me, "Where's your sister?" I said, "In the recycling line to be turned into a bottle."
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess I’m taking you for another bike ride!
Did you hear of my new job as a can crusher? It's soda pressing.
Why did Monika look at the recycling bin with tears in her eyes?
Because she realized she just couldn't delete her feelings for you...
Why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But I’m afraid it’d just be reused over and over.
When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
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What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
I was gonna tell you a pun about a bin but,
bin there, done that.
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden.
What's the difference between a hooker and a drug dealer?
A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again.
You know bins????
They're trash!
Community talk
Guys guys I need ideas of what to do with my collection of monster cans
Dancing, some things I said about you were unnecessary and I'm sorry. However, you will delete every stolen joke and meme before I delete them myself. It's extremely disrespectful and annoying to see older jokes stolen and recycled.
Did y’all watch wrestle mania last night!? Damn the prime bottle mascot ain’t nothin but recycling now!