What do turtles and lesbians have in common? They both choke on plastic.
You're so poor you wash paper plates.
I would tell you a recycling joke.
But Iโm afraid itโd just be reused over and over.
When it comes to recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
I hate my jobโall I do is crush cans all day. Itโs soda pressing.
How do you recycle a condom? Turn it inside out and shake the f *ck out of it!
What do you call a trash bin for 9/11?
Osama Bin Laden
Yep f someone says to youโ I canโt roast trashโ say well some trash is used for recycling, and that is why you have a baby brother
How is toilet paper recycled?
Easier than you would think, but first they have to process the crap out of it.
I took the trash to the recycling bin and two days later my mom told me asked me whereโs your sister and I said in the recycling line to be turned into a bottle
My mom told me to recycle the trash. I guess Iโm taking you for another bike ride!
why does this category seem to have the most retold and recycled jokes on this website?
