Intercourse jokes
I have sex.
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
I fiddled your mum last night, she fucking moaned like a fucking wilder beast.
Hey, you down to fuck?
No, I’m just down.
Why do vegans hate sex?
They don't want to say they had a meat in 'em.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex?
"Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
How can you make a woman scream your name when you have sex with her?
Change your name to "Rape."
What is the difference between a man performing anilingus on a woman and a man performing cunnilingus on a woman?
If a man is performing anilingus on a woman, it is not classified as heterosexual sodomy, you fucking idiot!!!!!
What song is sung when conceiving?
"Let's Get Physical, Physical!"
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
What's the first thing you say in anal sex..... "Holy shit!"
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black woman?
An Oreo.
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with?"
Me: "Nun."
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
"Cummin in yo mama, cummin in yo mama."
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?" Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
Question: Do you know who Candis is?
Answer: Can dis dick fit in your mouth?
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
As a little boy, I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me, "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked, "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."