As a little boy I walked in on my parents having intercourse one night, and of course, my parents stopped and sent me back to bed.
The next day my dad tells me "Don't worry son, I wasn't hurting mommy, we were just trying to make you a little sister."
So, when I was young I always wanted a pet. I then looked at my father and asked "Could you do mommy doggy style next time? I want a puppy."
One night, I saw a woman sitting behind a dumpster. So I took her home. We talked all the way there. When we got home, I gave her a bath. Later on, things started getting passionate. We started doing intercourse, and some of the noises she made you would have thought she was still alive!
Doctor: "Does your penis burn after intercourse?"
Patient: "I don't know. I never tried lighting it."
A girl and boy are in bed after sex. The boy goes “I can’t believe they got together after all that shit” girl says “who” boy goes “ my ass cheeks”
What do you call a white man having intercourse with a black women?
An oreo.
What does a Chinese man say to his partner when having sex? "Ching Chong Soc Mai Ding Dong"
hey you down to fuck? no i’m just down
i have sex
The pilot that hit the pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole
Person: "How many people have you had intercourse with"
Me: "Nun"
What is the difference between interstate and intercourse?
Nolan is a mole, who lives in a hole, and then had intercourse with a troll.
