Mickey Mouse is speaking with a divorce attorney...
...and the attorney says, "I'm sorry Mickey, I've gone over all of Minnie's medical history and I find no evidence of mental illness."
To which Mickey replies, "I didn't say she's crazy! I said she's fucking Goofy!"
Haters are hating I'm still alluring but I couldn't give a fuck cus this site is dying and boring.
Roses are red I love hot food if I was a bad bitch I'd wanna fuck me too
oh wait I am.
What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible joker sequel?
They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!
House parties are like Churches, there's always a underage kid getting fucked somewhere
What do you do after fucking the loosest pussy ever Close the casket
If someone licks your elbow... you wont feel it if you put your ear up to someone's leg you can hear them say "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!"
“ the dad was so horny he wanted to have sex with his wife but his wife said no so he fucked his daughter”
What do you call it when someone fucks shoe inserts?
Orthopediphilia
Roses are red violets are blue Get over here So I can fuck you
Ugh... I hate Anons so much, they're anonnying as fuck.
What's the difference between Derek Boogaard and Kurt Cobain? Nothing, they were both fucked in the brain when they died
I was in the corner shop to buy some lottery tickets, and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead, I scratched it off and won a fucking ford focus!
What’s the best part about fucking a dead bitch? You don’t need consent
What do Boy Scouts and IG models have in common? They both be fucking sugar daddies
A priest, Kelly Clarkson, and Ian Watkins all walk into a bar... only for the bartender to exclaim, "We don't serve your kind around here!" Then he muttered in a low voice, "Fucking paedos."
Holà soy Dora!
Can you help me find the 2 fuck I'm supposed to give?!
Wait this is the category dick sorry yours isn't long for yo mama to get fucked up
I cunt not believe you stupid fucks. This isn't funny. Just like a bunch of cunt nots to believe there is nothing cunt do. BTW what do you call a manly woman's cunt? Nothing. Who gives a fuck.
you're dad is so fucking fat that when he bends over and comes back up its the next day
