When recycling toilet paper, you really need to process the crap out of it.
Conversely, you can recycle a condom quite easily: just turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it.
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Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, simpleton. To recycle stuff, you gotta remove the waste. Toilet paper has 'crap' on it and condoms have... well, 'the fuck' in them. It's wordplay for your tiny brain. You probably still use a bib.