Sequel jokes

Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands 2

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to smoke marijuana. Jack got high, pulled down his fly, and asked if she wanna. Jill said yes and pulled up her dress, and they had a little fun. Stupid Jill forgot the pill, now they have a son.

Slavery is like Pokémon, you gotta catch them all.

A wild Iceberg appears! Titanic uses ram! It is not very effective. (Titanic sinks.)

Titanic - "Yo, look at that sexy babe of an iceberg, let's hit her!"