Sequel Jokes

Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands 2

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!