Sequel Jokes

Have you heard of the new sequel to "the exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son

♫Transgenders men in disguise♫....A xxx transformers parody coming soon to DVD

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets. This being the case, he ought to produce, direct and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad.” 👌 😉

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heared scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police. But it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again. But this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby. Certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...

what's an orphans second favourite movie? home alone 2

What’s a Mexicans favorite video game?

Borderlands 2

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many Aliens you cant keep track.

in the movie cars 2,there is a priest which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars

Great news for all star wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg