Sequel jokes

What did Warner Brothers get for making that horrible Joker sequel?

They got what they fucking deserved!!!!!!!!

They're making a new Alien movie.

There are so many aliens you can't keep track.

What's an orphan's second favorite movie?

Home Alone 2.

Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg

"G.I. Jane 2, can't wait to see it!"

Michael J. Fox is rumored to be starring in the new Tremors sequel.

What’s a Mexican's favorite video game?

Borderlands 2

"Transgenders men in disguise".... A xxx Transformers parody coming soon to DVD.

Dwayne “the Rock” Johnson has made a laudable, command decision to omit real firearms from his movie sets.

This being the case, he ought to produce, direct, and star in his next movie titled: “The Rubber Gun Squad!” 👌 😉

According to Michael J. Fox, rumors of a "Back to the Future" part 4 are a little shaky.

Have you heard of the new sequel to "The Exorcist"?

A woman hires the devil to get a priest out of her son.

In the movie "Cars 2", there is a priest, which means car Jesus died for the sins of the cars.

Why is Sean's fashion so poor? He's retarded!

when you use ancestry.com instead of tinder.

What did Jeffrey Dahmer do after dumping his first boyfriend?

Nessie is dying.

Succcccc.

A Story:

I lived in a small house. Behind my house was a big forest. If I went in the forest, then I heard scary sounds. That was very dreadful. I had a son. He was 9 years old. One day he went into the forest and did not come back. I called the police, but it couldn't help. I went looking. I really wanted my son Robby back. I missed him so! With a flashlight and compass, I went into the dark, eerie forest. Then the noises came again, but this time I also heard a scream. A scream from a nine year old child. It was Robby, certainly! I stopped in front of a tunnel.

Sequel follows...