Food jokes
Beans, beans, beans. Say what? Say beans, beans, beans.
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
How do s’mores communicate?
On Insta-graham.
What's long and black, the line to KFC.
KFC doesn’t use toilet paper because it is finger lickin' good!
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
What do Africans eat for breakfast?
E-bola Cornflakes.
There were three Indians that got kicked out of the tribe.
One said, "Me find food," and he came back with a decent size rabbit. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see rabbit, me shoot rabbit, and rabbit fall down dead."
The 2nd Indian, "Me find food." He came back with a good sized deer. The other two asked him what happened. He said, "Me see deer, me shoot deer, deer fall down dead."
The third Indian said, "Me find food." He came back crawling, missing a leg and an arm, and he was all cut up. The others asked what happened. He said, "Me see train, me shoot train, train no stop!"
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
An apple gets picked.
Hey, what’s your favorite type of tomato? Mine is sun-dried tomato.
Get it? "Sun-dried" like "son died."
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple gets picked.
What stresses a baby strawberry out?
When its mom is in a jam.
Have you tried eating a clock?
It's time-consuming!
What’s black and long?
The Chick-fil-A line.
Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!
The Twin Towers ordered Domino's, what did they get instead?
I ordered my sandwich at a restaurant on 9/11 spicy, it came out plain.
What part of a vegetable is the hardest to eat?
The wheelchair.
Why don’t you peel a banana?
It’s too hard to kill your nana.