Food jokes
What do you call a smart egg? An egghead.
That was an egg-cellent joke!
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde. When she turns him down, he goes to her and says, "C'mon, I'm a fun guy!"
What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
I think you're eggcellent!
I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.