Food jokes
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"