What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
Food Jokes
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.
Hi, I like food.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Krusty nut
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
I like moldy food.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
