Food jokes
What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?
Panera fled.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
Why were the Twin Towers angry?
Because they ordered pepperoni, but they got plane.
Why do they call it Ovaltine?
The jar is round, the mug is round, they should call it Roundtine.
Which nut has won the World Cup the most times? A Brazil nut.
Memes
I hate it when that happens
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
Why did the elephant cross the road?
To get to the peanut.
Which nut is the best at playing tag?
Catch-yous, aka cashews.
What kind of nuts come in cans?
Creamed a-corn.
What do you call a nut with a hairy upper lip?
A mustach-io!
My dad had a very unfortunate accident with his death. I clearly asked for Jammy Dodgers and got Bourbons!
Banana bread is cute.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Yo mama's so fat, she thinks the buffet is the starter plate.
What's the definition of disgusting?
Sticking 5 oysters up your grandmother and sucking 6 out!
My mom ate my food, so I ate her pet hamster.
What type of fish goes best with peanut butter?
Jellyfish!
Your forehead is so big it drips pickle juice!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
I'm on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it.