Food jokes
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Memes
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!