Food jokes
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Memes
Don't trust the caption! it's a kiwi...
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF