If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?
Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them just answer the phone and say "Pizza Hut abortion clinic where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What happens when your make an asían girl squirt? She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂
if tomatoes are fruit does that mean ketchup is a smoothie
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzaria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount, I served in the war?" The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?" "Nein," said the old man.
(there was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato and a baby tomato)
Baby: wait for me!
(father tomato walks back towards the baby)
(he squishes the child)
Father: Ketchup
What type of pizza did the twin towers order? Plain
Pizza hut
hello welcome to abortion pizza your loss is our sauce
Why is a tomato red. Because it saw the ranch dressing
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce
Mustard
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
Ajous
Is that a quirked-up white boi with a little bit of swag, busting it down sexual style?
Is HE goated with the sauce?
I can't believe this!!
pizza is round and it comes in a square box, and you cut it into a triangle.
a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home
Michael Jackson went into an itallian restaurant and died, because he chocked on 9 year old meat balls.
