Clinic

Miguel

Mama Mia’s pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.

Welcome

Anonymous

Welcome to ____ pizzeria and abortion clinic where your loss is our sauce

Orphanage

J0K3ST3R

If someone calls you, reply with this “Hi this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?

German

Anonymous

What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?

Ajous

Time

Anonymous

The next time you get a sack call pick up the phone and say “welcome to Pete’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your loss is next weeks sauce how may we help you

Man

spaz

a kid asks for an ice cream the man says any sauce and the kid says na i got ketchup at home

Welcome

Anonymous

Welcome to codi’s pizzeria and abortion clinic your lose is our sauce!!!

Forehead

Anonymous

You’re the sriracha to my hoison sauce And together, we are pho ever.

John

Breadman

Hi, this is johns Pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss, is our Sauce

Man

Anonymous

A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream, the man asks do you want sauce on it? The downs kid says It doesn’t matter I’m going to drop it anyway 😂😂😂

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