If someone calls you, reply with this: “Hi, this is Dave’s orphanage and pizzeria, where yesterday’s loss is today’s sauce! How may I assist you today?”
What is the one sauce Germans avoid on their steak?
"Ajous".
Mama Mia's pizzeria and abortion clinic. Your loss is our sauce.
Why did the tomato blush? -- Because it saw the salad dressing.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What happens when you make an asían girl squirt?
She charges you 10 cents for extra sauce.
A Down syndrome kid asks for an ice cream. The man asks, "Do you want sauce on it?"
The kid says, "It doesn’t matter, I’m going to drop it anyway!" 😂😂😂
If tomatoes are a fruit, does that mean ketchup is a smoothie?
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
An old man walks to a busy restaurant. He tells the waiter what he wants and asks her, "Can I have a discount? I served in the war."
The waitress says, "Of course, and would you like that meal with sauce?"
"Nein," said the old man.
(There was a mommy tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato.)
Baby: Wait for me!
(Father tomato walks back toward the baby.)
(He squishes the child.)
Father: Ketchup!
What type of pizza did the twin towers order?
Plain.
Ahem... if somebody you don't like, or somebody random just calls you in general,
answer the phone with this:
"Hello, thank you for choosing Mama's Pizzeria/Abortion Clinic, your loss is our sauce, how may I help you?"
or
"Hello, this is David's Orphanage, you make them, we take them, how may I help you?"
Some people's reactions are priceless, and then they wonder about your mental health.
Pizza Hut.
How do you get a black girl to suck your meat?
Put barbecue sauce on it.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Hello, welcome to abortion pizza. Your loss is our sauce.
Why is a tomato red?
Because it saw the ranch dressing!
Whenever I order coffee, I always get the depresso with extra depresso sauce.
What is the worst part about making an Asian girl squirt?
She charges you for extra sauce!
