Food jokes

What did the marshmallow say when he was roasting in the fire? "Is it hot in here, or is it just me?"

Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.

I saw a bear eating a duck.

It was unBEARable.

Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?

My name is Bob, and I am a cow.

My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.

If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?

A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!

How are babies and watermelons similar?

They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.

What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?

BK doesn’t sell real meat.

Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF

I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.

My sister said to me "I love him long time."

Mary had a little lamb.

Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!

In a world of feline folly, There lived a cat with a secret, A taste for adventure and mischief, And a love for KFC's golden treat.

With eyes like emerald jewels, And fur as black as night, This feline prowled the streets, In search of a savory delight.

Oh, how it yearned for chicken, Crispy and finger-lickin' good, But the cat knew it had to be sly, To satisfy its craving like it should.

Through alleyways it stealthily tiptoed, With nimble paws and a stealthy glide, Until it stumbled upon a secret, That made its hunger amplified.

A stash of KFC's golden eggs, Hidden away from prying eyes, An accidental treasure trove, A feast fit for a feline paradise.

With each stolen egg devoured, The cat's satisfaction grew, The taste of crispy breading, And juicy chicken, it knew.

Word soon spread of this food bandit, A legend of a cat so bold, Whispers echoed through the town, Of the one who stole the KFC gold.

But the cat with the KFC get eggs, Remained a mystery to all, A phantom of the night it became, Leaving no trace, no trail to recall.

And so, it continues its nightly quest, For chicken that satisfies its soul, The cat with the KFC get eggs, Forever on the prowl, never to be controlled.

Why did the chef go get the eggs? Because eggs are egg-tastic!

Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What kind of chocolate do racists hate?

Dark chocolate.

Your mama is so fat and stupid. She got hit by a school bus. Her reply was, "Who threw that Twinkie at me?"

Personally, I think putting beans on toast is better than bullets in children.

Where is the best place to eat tacos?

In the Gulp of Mexico.

What do you call it when Panera Bread is running away?

Panera fled.