Food jokes
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Memes
My big back moment
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
Why did Bella Thorne pass gas on "Shake It Up Chicago?" Because I gave her too split pea soup for breakfast.
Why do I have the urge to stick a chicken wing up yo pussy?
What does pussy taste like in chocolate cream pie?
Don't ever ask me no damn question like that. I ain't never had no damn chocolate cream pie, you crazy?
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.