Food jokes
What's the hardest part of a vegetable? The wheelchair! ♿
What’s the hardest part of a vegetable?
The wheel.
Q: What’s the difference between a sleeping lady and an onion?
A: One doesn’t scream when you try to chop it up.
I wanted some breakfast, so I grabbed some Life cereal.
I poured it, but lemons came out. So I said, "Well, when life gives you lemons!"
Why did the rapper become a gardener?
Because he wanted to drop some fresh beets!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
Why do orphans love McDonald's?
Because the initials are like "mother" and "father."
What do lesbians cook for dinner?
They don't, they just eat out.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They wanted pepperoni, but instead, they got plane.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To become the spicy chicken burger at Chic-fil-A.
What does cake and baseball have in common?
They both need a batter.
What do Michael Jackson and caviar have in common? They both come on little white crackers.
My sister said, "LET'S GO TO PIZZA!" So, I went to the pizza shop with her and she replied, "We really only needed the car?"
Timmy Turner: I wish the Vegan Teacher was a cheeseburger.
Wanda: Ok, Timmy.
Timmy: Cosmo, bring her to me!
Cosmo: Here you go, Timmy.
*Timmy eats Miss Kadie*
One time an ant was collecting food. Suddenly, a wind pushed the ant into the river. The ant said, "Help! Help!" and a pigeon heard it. Then, he grabbed a leaf and threw it in the river. The ant climbed on it, and then the pigeon and the ant became best friends. But one time, a hunter came to kill the pigeon. When the ant saw him, she bit his leg and the pigeon flew away from the arrow, and that's how friends are, everybody.
You're so short that you use a ladder to reach the potato chips!
I saw a black man riding a brand new bike, so I went home to check my garage. It’s all good because I still saw mine still chained to the floor begging for food.
Why does the orange 🍊 beat the other fruits 🍎 in every race?
Because it never runs out of juice.
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a cow with three legs? Lean beef.
What do you call a cow with two legs? Read the title.