Food jokes
What do eating a watermelon, rolling a cigarette, and eating a hippie chick out have in common?
Spit, spit, spit!
Why did the twin towers complain to the pizza restaurant?... Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and got plain.
What do you call a eatable door?
- Coriander 😂
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
Do you want drugs? Buy KFC; poor people.
Why was the Pakistani bomber angry? Since he got a pepperoni instead of a plain [pizza].
What foods are orphans allergic to? Homemade food.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died. Hahahahah!
What's Asian but has broken up with its girlfriend?
A dumpling.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn’t last as long for fat people.
What is an egg joke?
Egg-xcellent question!
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Q. What kind of school does an ice cream man go to?
A. Sunday school!
Psst! Don't understand? Well, "Sunday" sounds like "Sundae." Get it now? Nope? Sorry. Plus, it's an ice cream homophone joke.
What do cannibals call pregnant women? A kinder surprise.
I have a friend called Jakob and asked him, "Where my crackers are?"
If two vegans are arguing, is it still considered beef?
Why don't you wanna taco 'bout it? Cause it's nacho problem!
What do you call Panera bread that has been weathered and eventually gathered and via cementation and pressure, it becomes a layer of different materials and is also one of the most common types of rock in the sea?
Panera Sed!