Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
Food Jokes
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Me: I wouldn’t want to be with a shitmate.
Shitmate: You’re so shitable.
Me: Bring banana ice cream.
Shitmate: Never happening.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Are you a hotdog stand? 'Cause you make my hotdog stand ;)
What do you call an Indian eating cows? Mooove to jail.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."
What goes in hard and dry but comes out soft and wet?
Gum.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
After standing in line staring at McDonald's menu for 17 minutes,
Me: "Okay, I'm ready. Can you help me not be sad all the time?"
What did the tomato say to the other tomato?
A man came up to me and threatened me with his milk, cheese, and butter... how dairy!
What do you call a cannibal without any eyes? A cann-bal :)
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
I wrote a song about a tortilla yesterday, but it’s actually more of a rap.
