Food jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Mary had a little lamb.
Key word is had, her dad's favorite meat is a human!
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
Humor is like food, not everybody gets it.
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
Yo mama so fat when The Rock hit her with a Rock Bottom, her big fat ass belly let all the pizza explode out of her belly!
Guys, you need to ketchup with the time.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
How did the hamburger know he needed new pants?
His buns were too tight.
What do you call a rapper who LOVES desserts?
Ice Cream-E