Food jokes
What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
I saw a bear eating a duck.
It was unBEARable.
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Your mama can't walk up the stairs because she eats too much chips.
What's the difference between pepper and salt? One of them is black and the other one is white.
A man attacked me with cheese and milk. How dairy!
You want to hear a cheesy pizza joke? Never mind, it's too cheesy!
Hehehehehe.
If you wear cowboy clothes, are you ranch dressing?
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
What does a baby banana call her mum? Na na, get it? Instead of ma ma.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
I ask my sister why the Chinese owner brings us free food all the time.
My sister said to me "I love him long time."
Your mom is so fat she ate an iPad and said, "Ahqah!" funny food mmm banana and hehe haha! And what deal with airline food? It's not white and it's not black and it's not Asian!? AHAH? DSF