Why does Royal Cola have more royalty than a queen?
Answer: It tastes better.
I like pie.
What did the expired butter do once it had expired?
It did an expire.
What does iCloud eat for lunch?
Your documents.
What do you call a too round egg?
A prEGGnant egg.
What's an egg's favorite phrase?
An eggspression.
What does Bill Cosby and someone eating at McDonald's have in common?
They're both mc lovin' what they're eating.
How are Eggs Benedict and a blow job alike?
You can't get either one at home.
If you get an apple a day, what does it give you?
Worms and rotten fruit.
If your hot dog tastes like a piece of wood, who are you going to call?
"Ghost Musterd."
Farmer's Wife: Honey, where are the cows?
Farmer: Up in the mountains grazing.
Farmer's Wife: Why?
Farmer: I don't know, but the steaks have never been higher.
Yo mama so fat, a bus ran into her and she said, "WHO THREW THAT TWINKIE AT ME?!"
Ayo, the pizza here-
OH N*GGA!!
🥫Wewo wewo, stop right now or we will be forced to stop your self.
No, not like you can ketchup!
How was your day, Freshfry?
Have you ever had duck sausage? No? How about you duck on down and get yourself some!
What did the orphan say when his mum asked, "What do you want for dinner?"
He replied, " "
Why do orphans eat cereal with water?
'Cause mommy never gave them some.
"Go get me the lamb sauce!"
Suck on a finger, once bite it off, taste it, put some ketchup on it, wait, I'm making a mess, I bit it off!
