Food jokes
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
Cabbage.
Cabbage who?
Cabbage doesn’t have a last name.
My mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT! Me: What's for dinner? Mom and Dad: Food.
The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD! My brother and sister: What's for dinner? Me: Food ;-;
Don't crack this joke up!
Why can't you starve in the desert?
Because of all the sand which is there.
I love vegans because they save more meat for us.
when your mom finds out you pour milk before cereal
The FBI said, "Open up!" I shout to them.
A person said, "Cookie sale." I opened up. He fucked me.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef.
Who named their daughter Macadamia?
A couple of nuts.
The black nurse tells me she has been a vegan for 29 years. The father sitting next to me asks, "So you don't miss fried chicken?"
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
If there is a hair, the meat is ruined.
What's a hamburger's favorite color?
Burgundy.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Where's a cannibal's favorite place to eat?
Chili's, because they got them baby back ribs.
Have you ever had a bad sausage? It's the wurst.
What do you call it when a cow gets disciplined by her parents?
Grounded beef.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
Quarter pounder with cheese.
Say "I hop in this:".
I made you eat your peas! 🤦
Why does the pancake team in baseball always win? Because they have the best batter.
Why are fat people fat? Because they eat like Indians eating curry, except fat people eat many more portions.