Food jokes
My name is Bob, and I am a cow.
My grandfather was a knight, and his name was Sir Loin.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did the beans fuck the mum to make bouncing beans?
What’s the difference between Burger King and Ron Jeremy?
BK doesn’t sell real meat.
How are babies and watermelons similar?
They are both fun to smash open with a sledgehammer and eat the insides.
Why are butts salty?
Because there buttered!
What do you call a pickle sandwich?
A Big Mac!
I was excited to finally watch the new documentary on Netflix. It was about Pessi’s UberEats career.
In the trailer, Pessi delivered food to French farmers. I watched the documentary and got shocked when I found out how finished Pessi is. He delivered one Pizza in 44 attempts.
What starts with a "v" and ends with a "k"? A veggie Karen.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Lemon.
Haha! Hahahah! Hahahaah!
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
You're so fat that you're gonna be my next hamburger for dinner and the next In-N-Out, just like your parents.
Hey guys, it's cake time!
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza.
They only got plain.
What do you call a Chinese boxer?
U lamb chow.
What’s a cannibal’s favorite food? A vegetable.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Apples get picked. Lel. I hope you guys like this joke.
Why does Jesus hate Skittles?
Because they fall through his hands.
Why did da tomato blush?! IT SAW THE SALAD DRESSING YUH!