Food jokes
Hi, I like food.
I hope you have to pull hard on a candy wrapper only for the bag to pop and have the candy fall on the floor.
Fred says, "Have you heard the rumor about butter?"
Bob says, "Umm no."
Fred then says, "Ah, okay then I won't spread it."
Krusty nut
What do emo kids and bananas have in common?
They both hang on trees.
Memes
Q: What do you call a nosy pepper?
A: Jalapeño business!
Boys eat Frito Bandito, but men eat Guido Bandito.
What is a cannibal's favorite vegetable?
- Ladies' Finger
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
I like moldy food.
Why do orphans eat their cereal with water?
Their dad never came with the milk.
Yo head so freaking small, people thought it was an expired grape.
Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How is the world's fattest avocado called?
Niko
What's the difference between an apple and an apple?
An apple gets picked.
You're as tall as a giraffe.
Well, that's why you look like a baked bean!
What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!
They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.
Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.
What do orphans and apples have in common?
Only one gets picked.