Food jokes
Q. What do you call a rich person who is in a vegetative state?
A. A loaded potato.
Q. What do you call a biracial kid in a vegetative state?
A. A mixed vegetable.
There's a truck full of babies. What's worse than that? One baby being alive. What's worse than that? That baby having to eat its way out. What's worse than that? That same baby coming back from seconds.
What do you call an appetite including apples? Appletite.
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's appealing!
Memes
Pizzaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!
I like tacos more than you like tacos.
Who likes more tacos?
Mee! said the taco.
Jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What kind of chocolate do racists hate?
Dark chocolate.
How are infants and chocolate alike? They'll both kill your dog.
What do you call an injured Panera Bread?
Panera Bled.
What do you call a stuck Panera Bread?
Panera Wedged.
What do you call an angry Panera Bread?
Panera slapped!
Why did the pig decline to go to the farmer's house?
He would take him to a "pignic."
What is the difference between an emo kid and a jug of milk?
The milk doesn't hang itself after it gets dumped.
One time, I was making a caramel apple.
When I mistook 1 gallon of caramel for 1 camel!
The old cookoo master on the top of Mt. Qinshan told me this when I was eating sushi:
"The first bite tastes like heaven, the second takes you there."
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How can you tell it's a gay barbecue?
'Cause all the hot dogs taste like shit.
What kind of Panera Bread do pencils use?
Panera Lead.
What do you call a Panera Bread with hair?
Panera Hair.