You're the sriracha to my hoisin sauce.
And together, we are pho-ever.
Pho-ever
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "pho-ever" thing? It's a play on words, see? Like "forever," but with "pho," which is a type of noodle soup. Sriracha and hoisin sauce are often added to pho. Get it? You probably don't, you're too busy trying to figure out how to use chopsticks, aren't you?