Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why do cows die?
'Cuz they are to beef.
I hate cereal, lol.
What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"
Tonight I'll be eating freshly grown pork cutlets with a fresh juicy amount of Poké Balls.
Do you get what I am trying to poke out?
Where do you take your pig to karate?
The pork chop class!
What is a good nut?
A magic nut!
My diet consists of Blood Pudding, I love it and have it for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, my secret ingredient though?
It consists of the blood and insides of my victims, it’s a bit chunky sometimes, some bits chewy, some bits hard, but it’s a hearty meal.
Orphans will eat toes for food.
Why did the orphan like milk?
Because their parents went to get milk and never came back!
What's an old man's favorite food?
Wrinkled onions.
Q: What's the best way to eat a squirrel?
A: Open up its little legs.
Someone asked the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton why she lost the 2016 presidential election to Donald John Trump, and the former 2016 presidential candidate Hillary Clinton said, "Because someone asked her what she would do for a Klondike Bar?"
SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGHET!
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What's the difference between a noodle and a scaboodle fladooodle?
Why do people eat bananas? Because it's a-peeling!
My friend's name is Campbell, so she must love soup.
Hamburger cheeseburger Big Mac Whopper.
Women, you're a marshmallow because you're white, squashy, and everyone sticks their stick inside you.
What do squirrels eat at the fair? A-corn dog.
