Food jokes
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Orange you glad I didn't say apple again?
What happens if you mix a dick with a potato?
You get a dictator dic-dick-tator-potato!
What do you call a cow without any legs?
Ground beef!
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What did the roti say to pratha?
You white like a white bastard.
What's the hardest part when making skimmed milk?
Throwing the cow across the lake.
What is a fat boy's favorite karate move?
A pork chop.
How do you quiet a baby down?
Make baby back ribs for dinner.
Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
I find bananas very appeeling.
Person 1: "I love KFC."
Person 2: "Yeah, me too!"
Person 1: "How many have you gotten?"
Person 2: "How am I supposed to remember how many buckets of chicken I have ordered!?"
Person 1: "Chicken? What chicken? What do you think KFC stands for?"
Person 2: "Kentucky Fried Chicken?"
Person 1: "What? I thought it meant kidnapping foster children."
Person 2: "BLOODY WHATT??"
What do you call a pool full of retards?
Vegetable soup.
What do you call it when a guy named Fred enters Panera Bread?
Panera Fred.
What is the difference between a human and a burger?
What's the difference between a CEO and licorice?
The licorice is black.
Two nuts were walking down the street, and one was a-salted!
Today I learned humans eat more bananas than monkeys. -- I can't remember the last time I ate a monkey.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish?
"This tastes a little funny."
What do they call me when I jack off?
Pulled pork.
What do you call a 96-year-old who can still masturbate?
Miracle Whip.
What happens to grapes when you step on them? They wine.