Food jokes
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
What do you call a banana that can dance?
CHUPAPIMUNYANYO BUISNESS [sic]
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
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A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Julius Caesar (salad) made easy.
What do you call a pizza?
Anthony Cahill's face!
What do you call diarrhea from a hot woman? Chocolate milk.
What do you call diarrhea from a fat woman? Arsenic.
Have you eaten at the restaurant on the Moon? It's got good food, but no atmosphere.
Why did Spencer eat cheese?
Because he was Jewish.