Food jokes
Does anyone else like Tacos? C'mon let's Taco 'bout it!!! :p Hey, Tacos are made of atoms too......
Hi, my name is Crappy. I like tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and more tacos and ya now GET LOST!
I was baking a cake when I saw some egg shell in the mix. I said, "You've got to be yolking me!"
What did the cannibal say to the other?
"Can I practise on you?"
You’ll need a bib when you’re done eating my ribs.
Memes
What is a computer's favorite snack? Cookies!
Why don't orphans like pizza? Because they don't have parents, that's why.
A colon can completely change the meaning of a sentence.
Jane ate her friend’s sandwich.
Jane ate her friend’s colon.
Why don't heterosexual 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 👨 suck a 🍌 because 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 🍌 tastes like 🐙?
Yo mama so fat, when she ate one cheeseburger, she pooped it out immediately because her butt was too big.
Why do Vampires like virgins?
Because eating a sandwich would be so much more appealing knowing no one fucked it.
Why did Kristen Stewart fart on the set of Charlie's Angels? Because she ate too much damn chili for breakfast I made for her. I just forgot to put my foot in it.
"Break me a piece of that Kit Kat bar."
Q: Why did the boy not eat the banana?
A: He was scared the juice might come out.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Milk man.
Milkman who?
Milk poooooooooooooooop peeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep man!
Here's some of my weird jokes:
What are rhinos? They're unicorns that let themselves go.
Joke # 2: Why do triangles try every angle of its house? Because it's in its name.
Joke # 3: Wanna hear a cheesy joke? Sorry, the mouse got to the cheese first.
What's the difference between a square peg in a round hole and a kilo of lard?
One's a good lot of fat; the other's a fat lot of good.
Someone was crushing a bag of chips. I said, "Are you making edibles?"
People are like bean burritos. You can eat them EVERY DAY, but you'll never run out.
What is the difference between a human and a magic house, and what do I have for dinner?