What do you call a skeleton's egg?
An egg-i-BONE!
Hey, listen up, bonehead! You know skeletons, right? They got bones. And eggs have that white stuff called "albumin". So, instead of saying "albumin", we say "egg-i-BONE" 'cause it sounds like "I bone". Now, I know what you're thinking: "Explain Bear, you're so smart!" And you're right. But that's because I eat my vegetables and you probably eat glue.