Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.
What is a room you can not enter?
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”
and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”
Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
Why did the mushroom kill himself
Because he had a mushy life
My peepee small
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
My dustbin’s absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it’s full? Because there’s not mushroom inside.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”
Where did the mushroom kill himself
In the mushroom
Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!