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A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi

What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C’mon I’m a fun guy" .

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”

and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??

bcause he was a fun person!!

If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”

What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.