Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
Mushroom
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
Where did the mushroom kill himself
In the mushroom
What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"
and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"
I am like mushrooms. Nobody likes me but everybody tolerates me.
What's an old Japanese mans last words
hey that cloud looks like a mushroom or is it just me
Why did the mushroom kill himself
Because he had a mushy life
My peepee small
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My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it's full? Because there's not mushroom inside.
