Mushroom Jokes

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

Why am I gay

Because I like. Mushrooms

Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom

Why did Karen leave me

Because I was a mushroom

Where did the mushroom kill himself

In the mushroom

What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.

Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

Mushroom

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi

A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow’ He commented “What the hell is wrong with you”and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.” He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says "you cant be here"

and the mushroom says "why i'm a Fungi"

What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer

If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza

these jokes make me want to die

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it: 1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium? 2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet 3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs? 4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario? 5. Was this funny?