What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”

Mushroom

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.

Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?

Where did the mushroom kill himself

In the mushroom

What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.

What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi

Why did Karen leave me

Because I was a mushroom

Why am I gay

Because I like. Mushrooms

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”

and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”

If you feel sad, or you feel that You are not loved… You’re with mushroom pizza

Why did the mushroom kill himself

Because he had a mushy life

My peepee small