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Friend

Daniel King

What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?

A fungi.

Drunk

Anonymous

Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

Brain

Advait Atharv

The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’

Fungi

Daniel King

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Guy

Saoirse Corin Conn

A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”

Friend

Daniel King

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.

Puns

jasmin

What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer

Party

Anonymous

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi

Karen

Anonymous

Why did Karen leave me

Because I was a mushroom

Adoption

Www.p...hub.com

Why am I gay

Because I like. Mushrooms

Puns

the edgelord

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”

and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”

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House

Anonymous

Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom

Dwarf

DonovanGamingYT

If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:

  1. When midgets get High on any drug, do they get high or medium?
  2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet
  3. Are Midgets related to snow whites 7 Dwarfs?
  4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
  5. Was this funny?

Mushroom

Denis is gay

Where did the mushroom kill himself

In the mushroom

Shooting

Adam is a NERD

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

Room

Daniel King

What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.

Room

Anonymous

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

Personal

Anonymous

WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??

bcause he was a fun person!!

Life

Anonymous

Why did the mushroom kill himself

Because he had a mushy life

My peepee small

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