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A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”

Why did the mushroom kill himself

Because he had a mushy life

My peepee small

What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer

Why did Karen leave me

Because I was a mushroom

Why am I gay

Because I like. Mushrooms

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

Where did the mushroom kill himself

In the mushroom

A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”

Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a f...ing tree.

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”

and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”

A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C’mon I’m a fun guy" .

There were 20 people in a box. There was not mushroom

If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”

What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.

WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??

bcause he was a fun person!!