Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”

Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.

What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer

Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi


Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.

What is a room you can not enter?

A mushroom.

so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”

and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”

Why am I gay

Because I like. Mushrooms

Why did the mushroom kill himself

Because he had a mushy life

My peepee small

Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom

My dustbin’s absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it’s full? Because there’s not mushroom inside.

What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree? Ones a fucking tree.

Why did Karen leave me

Because I was a mushroom

A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”

Where did the mushroom kill himself

In the mushroom

Why did the kids love the mushrooms? Because their fun-guys!