A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”
A man and a women are watching clouds together. The man says, “hey that one looks like a giraffe!”. The women agrees and says, “that one looks like a elephant!”. The man sits up and says, “ that one looks like a mushroom.”
A mushroom walks into a bar and tries to hit on a blonde, when she turns him down , he goes to her and says " C’mon I’m a fun guy" .
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”
and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”
My dustbin’s absolutely full of toadstools! How do you know it’s full? Because there’s not mushroom inside.
If the broccoli said “I look like a tree”,then what did the mushroom say? “I look like an umbrella.”