Friend
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
Mushroom
Friened says, "your so drunk last night, u throu a mushroom at a migit and said grow mario grow.
The broccoli says ‘I look like a small tree’, the mushroom says ‘I look like an umbrella’, the walnut says ‘I look like a brain’, and the banana says ‘Can we please change the subject?’
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
A mushroom walked into a pub. He asked the bartender to give him a beer. The bartender said, "I can’t, you’ll get too rowdy." The mushroom then said, “Oh come on! When I drink, I’m a fun guy!”
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends? Because it’s a fungi.
What do you call a mushroom that makes music? - a decomposer
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties? He was a fungi
Why did Karen leave me
Because I was a mushroom
Why am I gay
Because I like. Mushrooms
so a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says “you cant be here”
and the mushroom says “why i’m a Fungi”
Why did the mushroom get a new house Because there wasn’t mushroom
If there was a quiz on midgets here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
Where did the mushroom kill himself
In the mushroom
Goats are like mushrooms. If you shoot a cat, I’m scared of toasters.
What is the smallest room in the world? A mushroom.
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
WHY did the the mushroom go to the party??
bcause he was a fun person!!
Why did the mushroom kill himself
Because he had a mushy life
My peepee small