Mushroom

Mushroom Jokes

Fungi

Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?

Because he’s a fungi.

Goat

Goats are like mushrooms.

If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.

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  • House

    Why did the mushroom get a new house?

    Because there wasn’t mushroom!

    Tree

    What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?

    One's a fucking tree.

    Midget

    Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"

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  • Party

    Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?

    He was a fungi!

    Pub

    A mushroom walked into a pub.

    He asked the bartender to give him a beer.

    The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."

    The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"

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  • Post

    The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”

    He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”

    Bar

    So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."

    And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"

    Pizza

    If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.