Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
Where did the mushroom kill himself
In the mushroom
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
What’s the difference between a mushroom and a tree?
One's a fucking tree.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Mushroom?
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
A mushroom walked into a pub.
He asked the bartender to give him a beer.
The bartender said, "I can't, you'll get too rowdy."
The mushroom then said, "Oh come on! When I drink, I'm a fun guy!"
What is a room you can not enter?
A mushroom.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
How do you get a cow to eat?
Give it mooshrooms!
What do you call a mushroom that makes music?
A decomposer.
If you feel sad, or you feel that you are not loved... You're with mushroom pizza.
these jokes make me want to die
