Mushroom jokes
Why did the mushroom get a new house?
Because there wasn’t mushroom!
What is the smallest room in the world?
A mushroom.
Why does Ms. Mushroom 🍄 go out with Mr. Mushroom 🍄?
Because he’s a fungi.
Why am I gay?
Because I like mushrooms.
These jokes make me want to die.
Friend says, "You were so drunk last night, you threw a mushroom at a midget and said, 'Grow, Mario, grow.'"
Goats are like mushrooms.
If you shoot a cat, I'm scared of toasters.
Where did the mushroom kill himself?
In the mushroom.
So a mushroom walks in a bar and the waiter says, "You can't be here."
And the mushroom says, "Why? I'm a fungi!"
Mushroom?
Why does the mushroom 🍄 have many friends?
Because it’s a fungi.
If there was a quiz on midgets, here’s the Midget quiz and the questions that would be on it:
1. When midgets get high on any drug, do they get high or medium?
2. Do midgets come out the closet or the cabinet?
3. Are Midgets related to Snow White’s 7 Dwarfs?
4. Is a midget just a human without the mushroom in Mario?
5. Was this funny?
Why did the Mushroom get invited to so many parties?
He was a fungi!
Why did Karen leave me?
Because I was a mushroom.
My dustbin's absolutely full of toadstools!
How do you know it's full?
Because there's not mushroom inside.
When you're sitting by the mushrooms and you hear one say to the other "Hey, you're a fun guy."
At least he got D.L.A. (Disability Living Allowance), so it's not all bad. Every cloud has a silver lining...even a mushroom cloud.
The other day I commented a dark humor joke on a post about a guy who lost his best friend. The joke was “I was so drunk last night I threw a mushroom at a midget and said ‘grow mario grow.’” He commented “What the hell is wrong with you?” and I said “IKR I really gotta work on my alcoholic issues.”
He then replied “This is a post about my dead best friend get the fuck off my feed I don’t even know you.” And so I said “Well then get to know me, I could become your new best friend!”
What's an old Japanese man's last words?
"Hey, that cloud looks like a mushroom, or is it just me?"
Why did the kids love the mushrooms?
Because they're fun-guys!