Taco Bell jokes
I put my uncle's ashes in my Taco Bell so he could tear my ass up one more time.
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell?
Explosion.
This is a joke about Ms. Ploopatoink, a made-up character who is a pink fluffy pony who loves toilet paper.
Why is Ms. Ploopatoink like a toilet plunger?
They both jump in the toilet!
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
More about Quinn: He loves Robin. He loves his tight ass. He licks up all his shit after Taco Bell.
Me after Taco Bell, "I’m about to blow this place up like September 11."
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill?
Taco Bell going out of business.
Yo mama so stupid she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.
Me after Taco Bell: Go to: [link to image of broken toilet]
Why isn't there a ball pit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
What's the difference between Taco Bell and KFC?
KFC doesn't have Border Patrol agents surrounding all of its buildings right now.
What did Ronnie have at Taco Bell?
A mind-blowing bean burrito.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
I ate Taco Bell last night. I pooped out your hairline.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell?
It gives him gas.
Your mom shat you out after having Taco Bell. That’s why she calls you a little shat.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund, so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash, so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good, so he started selling it to Taco Bell, then ate a cow. All the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then gave them some toe jam. They loved it, so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam. It was so good, then one of the aliens ate there dog, so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater, and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
