Just noticed something all celebrities die bad except for Elvis he had a relief after Taco Bell đź””
What do you call an ex eating Taco Bell? Explosion
What do you call a bunch of Mexicans running down a hill? Taco Bell going out of business
What did Ronnie have at taco bell?
A mind-blowing bean barrito.
Me after Taco Bell,”I’m about to blow this place up like September 11”
What the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Why did the Orphan punch the other orphan?
Because the orphan broke his leg then had to get a retirement fund so then he farted and got 1m dollars in cash so then he started eating his toe jam and thought it tasted really good so he started selling it to taco bell then ate a cow all the sudden he was attacked by hangry aliens then game them some toe jam they loved it so they farted there way back up to space where they were eating Harold's fresh toe jam it was so good then one of the aliens ate there dog so had to go the dollar tree to get it out then started gagging on one of the aliens' 2 meter defeater and then the Orphan made out with the other Orphan and had a wedding at playground sharting happily ever after.
me after taco bell: go to: https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2FFiftyFifty%2Fcomments%2Facev8x%2F5050_nsfw_a_broken_toilet_with_shit_in_it_sfw_a%2F&psig=AOvVaw2cq_Jn7duRarhyGHIoYLqC&ust=1634828579833000&source=images&cd=vfe&ved=0CAgQjRxqFwoTCOjf0Peg2fMCFQAAAAAdAAAAABAD
Taco bell make's you crapy
Why isn't there a ballpit at Taco Bell? Because it's hard to have fun knowing you might poop your pants.
Why doesn't Elon Musk like Taco Bell? It gives him gas.