Eating Disorder jokes

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.