I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
