Eating Disorder jokes
I had a dog with an eating disorder.
He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.
What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.
What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?
A quarter pounder with cheese.
I was bulimic but I gave it up.
It just left a bad taste in my mouth.
I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.
Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?
A. The Purge.
I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.
Why did the girl not eat her dinner?
because she has an eating disorder.
Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?
Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?
A. They're just in bad taste.
I cannot believe no one's come up with a cure for anorexia yet. I thought it would be a piece of cake!
What a world we live in. Now we’re making jokes about anorexic people.
Scientists are trying to find a cure for anorexics. It should be a piece of cake!
They always say you are what you eat! So I’d be nothing. That sounds about right.
Community talk
i'm tired of everything honestly. nothing fazes me anymore. everything seems fucking dull. life seems more like a chore that i am done doing. I want to fucking die. but I also don't. I have shit to live for, yet the more shit happens. i get pissed off, I lash out on people. I'm scared. I'm scared of saying something wrong and ruining everything. I'm starting to break. I can't take this anymore. I know I have SO many … Read more
.どうせ負けると分かっているのに、なぜ私たちは戦い続けるのだろう?人生は辛い。自分の人生に価値がないのに、戦い続けることにうんざりしている。他人のことを自分より優先するのは、そうすることで誰かの役に立っていると感じられるからだ。毎食後、吐こうとするけれど、何も起こらない。睡眠薬を飲むとき、毎晩ボトルを全部飲み干さなかったことを後悔することがある。
@ed stands for explain dinosaur. also stands for eating disorders