Eating Disorder jokes

I had a dog with an eating disorder.

He wouldn’t eat any of my homework.

Q. What's a bulimic's favorite movie?

A. The Purge.

What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese.

What do you call an anorexic bitch with a yeast infection?

A quarter pounder with cheese.

I should probably stop making jokes about bulimia. They just leave a bad taste in my mouth.

Chalie has an eating disorder, and he is shorter, so is his life, but he will never get a wife. He's a gay motherfucker who wants to be hit by a trucker?

Q. Why aren't jokes about bulimia funny?

A. They're just in bad taste.

I was going to make a bulimia joke, but suddenly it just felt so empty.

I cannot moderate myself at all. It's either I don't take my meds, or I take the entire bottle. Decisions, decisions...

I love Brussel sprouts more than I love myself.

I'm not fat!!

I'm a Nutritional Overachiever.

I wanted to see if she was anorexic, so I threw a Funyun at her to see if she'd use it as a hula hoop or inhale it.

This is not even a joke, it's a serious question... Is eating ass considered cannibalism?

Why did the girl not eat her dinner?

because she has an eating disorder.