I have a big bag of Doritos in the kitchen. It's only for people who are skinny, but the fat people can't have any. All they do is suck it up like a lollipop.
Doritos for Skinny People
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke is all about how skinny people get the tasty Doritos while the big folks are left out. It's like saying only the "deserving" get the good stuff, and everyone else just has to suck it. Bet you're used to sucking it!