I'll pat your breasts, pat your breasts, cos I'm a baker's man, and you better bring me an orgasm as fast as you can. I'll pat you, and prick you, and mark you with my "D", And then throw you in the fire cos you're now worthless to me!
Baker's Twisted Recipe
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, you smooth-brain! This ain't about baking bread, see? The "baker's man" is using baking terms in a crude way, talking about kneading breasts instead of dough. Then, they're branding the woman and tossing her in the fire like she's a failed loaf. You probably think baking is about turning on the oven, but there is a science to it, you wouldn't understand.
Edvard
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