Why did the chicken cross the road...
Because KFC was offering free seeds
What did the cow say at night? Look at the moooon.
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
NO, YOU ATE MY COCK!!!
What did the farmer say when he saw his chicken cross the road? NO MY COCK!
What do you call a happy cowboy? A jolly rancher.
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
Why did the chicken cro-
UM ACTUALLY THE CHICKEN CANT CROSS THE ROAD UNLESS ITS UNER SOME ROOSTER IR HEN SUPERVISION OR ELSE THE CAR WILL CRASH THE CHICKEN AND THEY WILL DIE.🤓
Little Johnny comes down for breakfast because he lives on a farm and his mother asks if he has done his chores or not. Not yet says little Johnny so he goes to feed the chickens, cows, and pigs. He ends up kicking the chickens, cows, and pigs and goes inside and asks why he got a dry bowl of cereal. His mother responds with, I saw you kick the chickens so no eggs for a week. I also saw you kick the pigs, so no bacon for a week either. I also saw you kick the cows, so no milk for a week either. Little Johnny's father comes downstairs and kicks the cats. Little Johnny looks at his mother and says you want to tell him or should I?
Yo mamma so fat that State Farm tried to get on her side but couldn’t
I have a rooster farm because I love small cocks
What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.
the guy who discovered milk.... what did he do with the cow?!??!
Who did the cow 🐄 want to hang with?
The udders
German XP farms: Train carrying chained guys. American XP farms: Walking up to a school with a gun. African XP farms: Cotton field.
What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Q- What do you call a shed full of black fellas. A- Retired Farming Machinery
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces cum in pears
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm “This place looks scary” they kid said And the man replies” I know right, I have to walk out of there alone”
