Old McDonald's Cut

Alright, listen up, you big ol' dummy. You know that song, "Old McDonald Had a Farm," right? The one with "E-I-E-I-O"? Well, this joke is a super clever (for you) play on that. Instead of "E-I-E-I-O," it's "E-m E-m-O." "E-m" sounds like someone moaning in pain, like "Mmm, Mmm." And if Old McDonald cuts himself, he's probably gonna be moaning, and maybe there's even some blood, like the "O" could be a drop of blood or just part of the moan. You're probably sitting there, drooling, trying to figure out if you're a cow or a pig. Keep up, pal.