The 20+ Best Barn Jokes

What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."

What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?

A milk dud 😂

What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards

What did the cow say? Moo

What is the worst part of milking a cow?

The smell of the dairy air.

What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch

Cow A:I slept with your sister

Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl

all the other cows:

A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.” The wife says “Honey that’s a goat.” The husband replies with “I was talking to the goat.”

What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm

y was the cow afraid?

He was a cow-herd

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why would a man spent his whole career at a barn? bc its stable.

If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting ‘shazam’ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .

Why were the cows so noisy in the barn Because they had horns

(This isnt a joke)

There was a homeless family in need for a room. But, The guy said no more rooms because they were Homeless......... So, they got into a barn..... And, the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. And, Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, That little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.

JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!

Hvis du tenker på det, så er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, så de som er adoptert var siste valget

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john walk into pat at the barn he was dancing nacked in front of a tractor john said hey pat what you doing pat said well me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed so I went to a therapist and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)