What did the mother cow say to the baby cow? "It's pasture bed time."
What do you get when a cow doesn't give anymore milk?
A milk dud đ
What did the cow say? Moo
What unit of measurement is used on farms? Barn-yards
What is the worst part of milking a cow?
The smell of the dairy air.
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch
Cow A:I slept with your sister
Cow B:Never knew my brother was a girl
all the other cows:
:O
A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says âLook at this pig I have to sleep with every night.â The wife says âHoney thatâs a goat.â The husband replies with âI was talking to the goat.â
What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm
y was the cow afraid?
He was a cow-herd
A Mexican bandit made a specialty of crossing the Rio Grande from time to time and robbing banks in Texas. The banks offered a reward for his capture, dead or alive, but offered a much larger award for the recovery of the stolen funds. An enterprising Texas Ranger decided to track him down. After a long and difficult search, he traced the bandit to his home town. On a hunch, he checked the town's cantina, and sure enough, there was the robber. The only other people in the bar were the bartender and a scrawny, older man at a back table. The time was right to make a move. The ranger drew his revolver, charged into the cantina, and announced: "You are under arrest. I get a reward for you, dead or alive. Tell me where the money is, and I'll let you live. If you don't, I'll shoot you right here, and save myself the trouble of having to take you back to Texas alive." But the bandit didn't speak English, and the Ranger didn't speak Spanish. As it turned out, the scrawny man at the back of the bar happenedd to be a lawyer. He knew the robber, and was bilingual, and quickly offered to translate for the two of them. The ranger said: "Tell him that if he doesn't tell me where the loot is, I'll shoot him here and now." Upon hearing what the Ranger had said, and seeing the cold look in his eye, the bandit knew that the Ranger meant it - if he did not give up his loot, he was a dead man. Terrified, the bandit blurted out in Spanish that the loot was buried in an old barn at the outskirts of town. "What did he say?" asked the Ranger. The lawyer answered: "He said, 'You don't have the nerve to shoot me, Yankee swine.'"
why would a man spent his whole career at a barn? bc its stable.
If you're serious, congratulations on getting this far in life with absolutely no comprehension of reality. If you had this kind of knowledge about driving a car, you'd be sitting 30 feet away from it, throwing pieces of pickles at a barn and shouting âshazamâ into an empty iPhone case, wondering why the car wasn't moving .
Why were the cows so noisy in the barn Because they had horns
(This isnt a joke)
There was a homeless family in need for a room. But, The guy said no more rooms because they were Homeless......... So, they got into a barn..... And, the mother gave birth to a young healthy boy. And, Before you say anything bad to a homeless man, That little boy was born on December 25th. Guess who it is.
JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! STOP HURTING THE HOMELESS PEOPLE AND START HELPING THEM!!!!!!!!
Hvis du tenker pÄ det, sÄ er adopsjon siste valget for et barn, sÄ de som er adoptert var siste valget
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john walk into pat at the barn he was dancing nacked in front of a tractor john said hey pat what you doing pat said well me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed so I went to a therapist and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)
What do shemales and barns have in common?
Cocks
