Black People jokes
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Why can't white people post jokes about making fun of black people, but black people can post jokes about making fun of white people?
Because white people have white privilege.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Why do Black people go to church so much?
Because the priest is the only father they know.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do black people and sports cars have in common?
Getting a noise complaint for being so loud.
Why can black people post offensive jokes about making fun of white people, but white people can't post offensive jokes about making fun of black people? Because white people have white privilege. What happened to freedom of speech?
Why can't black people have nightmares? Cause we shot the last one that had a dream.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.