A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
People are pushing for a new black Lady Liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
When a white person says the n word,
black people: "Y'all mother fu...rs ain't gonna believe dis shit."
Black people run fast.
Why do black people only have nightmares? Because the last one who had a dream was shot.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
What do you call four black people in a sleeping bag?
A Kit Kat.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
