Black People jokes
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche.
What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide.
What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
Why are Black people afraid of ghosts?
Because ghosts remind them of the KKK.
What is the difference between Black people and coal?
It’s bad for the environment to burn coal.
Why do black people only have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who their fathers are.
Where can white people cook better than Black people?
On Father’s Day.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
Why do Black people dip their Oreos in water?
Because daddy never came back home with the milk.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested.” The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?” The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish.”
Black people run fast.
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter.
A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim.
What's the difference between a Black person and a white person?
Black people don't shoot up schools.
What do Nike and the KKK have in common?
They both make Black people run faster.
Like a lot of people watching the Olympics, I'm wondering why black people don't just take over the earth.
How are Black people like communism?
Because they’ll never work, but some of them are willing to give it a shot.