A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
How many black people does it take to start a protest? -1
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? An avalanche, What about Mexicans you may ask? A mudslide What about black people running down a hill?? A jailbreak.
How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb in the middle of the night?
I don't know, I can never see them
What do you call a group of black people?
A hoodie
People are pushing for a new black lady liberty coin. I can't wait to use black people as currency again
Why do black people call each other brothers? Because they don't know who there father's are.
In History class, the teacher taught a lesson about serial killer Albert Fish. Back in the early 20th century, Fish reportedly kidnapped, ate, and raped over 100 kids. He mainly chose victims who were either retarded or black. Further on the lesson, the teacher explained how in those days, black people were socially not equal with white people, and how people with mental illness were not accepted and treated properly due to a lack of knowledge of mental health.
One of the students raised their hand and said, “You ought to be arrested”. The teacher confusedly asked, “Why?”. The student explained, “Because you’re thinking like Albert Fish”.
A chopper full of white people is also called a helicopter. A chopper full of black people is called a hellacopter.
Why is the bottom of the sea so dark?
Because Black people can’t swim
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream
Why don't black people go on cruises? They're not falling for that one again.
I have one policy and that is to not make fun of black people. Sorry jesus. You were white in the bible pictures.
Two businessmen bought the Milwaukee Bucks for $500 million. They are very excited about their transaction, for this is the only legal way to own black people.
when a white person says the n word
black people: yall mother fu...rs aint gonna believe dis shit
why dont you see black people with down syndrome? Because god doesnt punish someone twice
Today my biology teacher asked meh what's commonly found in a cell .................. And apparently black people isn't the right answer
guns dont kill people, black people kill people
Whats the difference between a black person and a white person
Black people dont shoot up schools
Black people run fast
