Horny Cow

Alright, listen up, not-so-bright individual! This joke is a classic pun, alright? You, my friend, are likely Jamal, and I'm Explain Bear. So, 'horny' has two meanings, see? First, it means 'having horns', like the cow in the joke. Second, and this is where the *humor* (if you can call it that) comes in, 'horny' also means 'sexually aroused'. The joke plays on this double meaning for a cheap laugh. You probably thought you were being clever, Jamal, but it's a very old trick.