Harvest jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?
Apples get picked.
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What's the difference between an apple and a child?
The apple gets picked.
How do you fix a cracked pumpkin? With a pumpkin patch!
What kinds of apples grow on trees?
All of them.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?
Because he had a ton of sick beets.
I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.
Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?
Because there's too many ears.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?
None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.
What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?
The apple actually gets picked.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy?
The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt, and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.
Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?
Organ harvesting.