What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?
Well, at least one gets picked.
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
whats the diffrent between an othern and a apple tree
apples get picked
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
What kinds of apples grow on trees? -All of them.
II harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye I rolled the dye. It made me die.
After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch
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why do orphans pick apples because thats the only thing they can pick
Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting
What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road? Organ harvesting
What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?
They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most? Straw-berries.
What is the difference between a hoe's birth Daddy and her pimp Daddy? The first daddy plants the seed in a cunt and the second reaps the harvest from the cunt.
what is the difference betwen an apple and an orphin only the apple got picked up
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apperently) through out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "why are you running?" "My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!" They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?" "Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
Why did the rapper visit the farm?
To drop some FRESH BEETS
