Harvest

Harvest Jokes

Orphan

What is the difference between an orphan and an apple?

Well, at least one gets picked.

Secret

Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?

Because they are full of ears!

Now that was a corny joke.

And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.

Orphan

What's the difference between an orphan and an apple tree?

Apples get picked.

Orphan

What's the difference between an apple and a child?

The apple gets picked.

Dye

I harvested indigo to make dye. I made the dye. I made a number dye. I dyed the dye. I rolled the dye. It made me die.

Farmer

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music?

Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Ear

Why can't you tell a joke in a corn maze?

Because there's too many ears.

Pineapple

Johnny had 55 pineapples. He threw three at his friend. How many does he have now?

None, because he was pistol whipped then shot at point blank range with a sawed off shotgun covered in fluoroantimonic acid which burned a hole in his skull causing his brain to melt and rupture nerve cells all over his friends. Then his arms and legs were stuffed into a wheat thresher which was used to harvest the meat of the enslaved children. Then his corpse was molested.

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  • Orphan

    What do an orphan and an apple not have in common?

    The apple actually gets picked.

    Health

    Health feed fights grand gucxsrdcjcgfdz taxicab heaven reflection during harvesting.

    Orphan

    Why do orphans pick apples? Because that's the only thing they can pick.

    Keyboard

    What do you call it if you find an old organ keyboard on the side of the road?

    Organ harvesting.

    Blonde

    What do a blonde chick and a field of wheat have in common?

    They're both bound to get plowed at some point in time.

    Aish

    I was wrong about AISH workers having no value.

    If you get to them soon enough after the murder, you can harvest a few organs.