Tractor jokes

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

I like fire trucks and monster trucks.

What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.