She said you can twerk so I put her in a tractor and put her to work, she got mad at me and said "there's no good men" but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
Where's my tractor?
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch
what’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer,and a poor kids parents getting ran over by military tractors?When grandma got ran over by a reindeer,the kids actually gave a shit.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? —where’s my tractor!
How do you get a country girtls attention? A tractor
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?
john walk into pat at the barn he was dancing nacked in front of a tractor john said hey pat what you doing pat said well me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed so I went to a therapist and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)
