Tractor jokes

She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.

What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?

When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.

What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"

Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."