Tractor jokes
She said you can twerk, so I put her in a tractor and put her to work. She got mad at me and said, "There's no good men," but I gave her a kob and equal pay!
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch.
What’s the difference between grandma getting ran over by a reindeer, and a poor kid’s parents getting ran over by military tractors?
When grandma got ran over by a reindeer, the kids actually gave a sh*t.
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
How do you get a country girl's attention? A tractor.
What did the cow say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor?"
John walked into Pat at the barn. He was dancing naked in front of a tractor. John said, "Hey, Pat, what are you doing?"
Pat said, "Well, me and the wife have been having a bit of trouble in bed, so I went to a therapist, and he said I should do something sexy to a tractor (attract her)."
My fifth wife asked me to help her dig in the garden. Here we go again.
A preacher was selling a horse. A cowboy decided to buy the horse. The preacher told the cowboy to make the horse go, to say "Thank God" and to stop the horse, to say "Hallelujah". The cowboy then rode off into the sunset until he came upon a cliff, searching his memory he yelled "Hallelujah" and the horse stopped just before going off the cliff. Then the cowboy said "Thank God".
Q: What's the best part about gardening?
A: Getting down and dirty with your hoes.
What did Hitler say after his parents bought a hauler?
How much did the haulla-cost?