Field jokes
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field?
Because they are full of ears!
Now that was a corny joke.
And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing.
Why can't orphans go on school field trips? Parent Signature: _______
In fields of gold, where sunshine beams, Monkeys swing and play, it's their dreams. Their fur so soft, their eyes so bright, Picking cotton with delight.
Their little hands so quick and neat, Plucking the cotton, can't be beat. They chatter and laugh, they dance and play, In the fields all day, they'll stay.
Their tails so long, their ears so big, They're quite the sight, it's quite a gig. They're busy as can be, you see, In the fields of cotton, they're free.
So let us marvel at these little thieves, In the fields of gold, they give and receive. Their antics bring us joy and delight, In the fields of cotton, they're always right.
A vampire stalks you into a field of corn. The stakes have never been higher...
Some rules of childhood cricket:
1. Whose bat, his batting.
2. Mother called to go while fielding. Then the turn will not be missed.
3. If the Umpire's decision is not acceptable, the decision of the Spectator, Front Uncle, or Neighbor Aunt shall be final.
What's the hardest part of running through a field of dead babies?
My boner.
Joshua White loves blue, A simple truth, tried and true. In his pocket, only six, Yet each penny a valued fix.
With eyes that seek the azure skies, He dreams of places that mesmerize. A palette of blues, a symphony of hues, Whispering secrets only he can choose.
His heart beats to the rhythm of the sea, Where waves crash, wild and free. In sandy shores, he finds solace rare, A momentary escape from life's daily wear.
In cerulean fields, flowers dance, Their vibrant petals, a timeless romance. He wanders through meadows, devoid of strife, Seeking solace in nature's vibrant life.
Joshua White, a soul of gentle grace, Embracing the world at his own pace. Though his pockets hold a mere six, His spirit soars, never to be fixed.
For in the depths of his azure dreams, The richness of life's tapestry gleams. And with every breath, he finds anew, That love is boundless, ever true.
Why was the rapper bad at baseball?
Because he couldn't stop DROPPING HITS.
What fruit do scarecrows love the most?
Straw-berries.
How does white people's backyard look like? Cotton field!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
They can't find home base.
An orphan walked up to a baseball field, but a security guard said he couldn't come in because it was a home game.
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
My little league football debut was a lot like the first time I had sex. I was beaten, bruised, and bloody, but at least my Dad came.
Why did the dwarf laugh when he walked on the field?
The grass was tickling his balls.
Why can't orphans go to a school field trip?
Because he needs the parent's signature.
I am proficient in many subjects including biology, sociology, scientology, and of course, idiotology. ☺️
Why can't orphans play baseball? They can't find their parents.
What’s the difference between an orphan and a baseball field?
One has a home.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.