What do you call an epileptic in a lettuce field?
seizure salad
Why shouldn't you tell a secret in a corn field? Because they are full of ears! Now that was a corny joke. And yes, it was rather a-maize-ing
What did the football coach say when he went to the bank? -"I want my quarter back."
Osama's aim was horrible, one of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
A scare crow got promoted because he was outstanding in his field
Why did the police 👮 go to a baseball ⚾️ game?
Because a player stole the base.
Two horses are standing in a field. "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse," says the first.
"Moo!" says the second.
A Vampire Stalks you into a field of corn, The stakes have never been higher...
Your forehead is so big and shiney it looks like a solar field
Two cows are out grazing in the field. One cow says to the other cow, "Aren't you worried about this mad cow disease that's been going around?" The other cow replied, "Why would I be worried about mad cow disease? I'm a rabbit!"
Papyrus ran headfast into a windmill. Guess you can call him a bone head
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
what's an orphans least favorite game.
Baseball because they can't find home plate.
A scarecrow said this job isn't for everyone. But HAY! its in my jeans
My cow just wandered into a field of marijuana. The steaks have never been so high...
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
Two windmills are standing in a field and one asks the other, "What kind of music do you like?" -- The other says, "I'm a big metal fan."
So a bear and a rabbit are in field, the bear turns to the rabbit and asks, "does your poop stick to your fur?" And the rabbit replied, "no" and the bear then picks up the rabbit and wipes his butt.
I tried making an orphan baseball team. It sucked because they couldn’t find home plate
