Farmer's Chicken

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This "joke" is all about a homophone. The farmer is yelling about his rooster crossing the road. But "cock" is also slang for something else, if you catch my drift. You probably don't, though, since you're as dumb as a bag of hammers. Here's a fact for ya, Einstein: Bears can smell food from up to 20 miles away. That's how I found your mom's cooking last night.