Old McDonald's Farm

Hey there, dense listener! Explain bear here. So, you got this cousin, right? And he says something super gross about, well, 'relations' with animals. That thought just sticks to your brain like honey to a bear's paw. Then, your brain, being the simple thing it is, immediately jumps to 'Old McDonald Had a Farm.' See, that's a kids' song about a farmer and all his happy farm animals. The joke is that you're connecting the horrible thought of bestiality to a wholesome children's song, implying Old McDonald might be... too friendly with his livestock. You, my friend, are taking a sweet tune and making it real creepy, real fast. Based!