What do you call an old black person? Farming antique.
Meow meow, I'm a cow and I like cum cum cum.
Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why was there a, ummmmm, a cow?
.......... To moo.
Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, he can't tell me.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
Why did the chicken cross the road? To cock-a-doodle die...
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Lettuce.
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in!
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Like if you blow male cows?
