Q: What do you call a shed full of black fellas?
A: Retired Farming Machinery.
Why is Newton not allowed to visit local farms?
The owners know that forces come in pears.
Whenever a woman files a rape accusation, it’s obviously fake. Even the cows at my farm are more likely, at least they aren’t flat.
What do you get when you cross a cow with a cat?
A: Cowacat
B: Mooore
C: Cowacatfood
A young boy was picked up by a strange young man who put him in his car and drove into an abandoned farm.
"This place looks scary," the kid said.
And the man replies, "I know right, I have to walk out of there alone."
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Yooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.
Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.
Where do you buy cows in bulk?
At the stock market.
You're so ugly when a pig saw you, he said, "Yes, my brother is back."
Why did the rooster cross the road?
To Cock-A-Doodle Die. Now you have a rooster pancake. My favorite. ^^
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
I wish 9/11 was in December because the poor farm fields.
Like if you blow male cows
Someone: "I got chickens out there vibin'."
Me: "What? Oh, you mean those over-sized chickens that just show an example of you in real life?"
Someone: . . .
Whats the difference between a orphan and a apple?
Apples get picked.
A farmer artificially impregnated a cow. The cow said to another cow, "It's a miracle, I'm pregnant." The other cow said, "That's impossible, it's only us cows in the field, you must be joking." The first cow said, "Nope, I'm serious... no bull!"
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
Why’d the chicken cross the road?
To get choked and stroked by Mr. Big Bloke!
“We’ll choke and stroke, it ain’t no joke!”
Why did the cow knock over Johnny?
Because the cow felt like to dumb.
