The 50+ Best Farmer Jokes

why did the farmer went to the strip club

coz he was looking for his hoe

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Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: *realizes*

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.

Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

Why don’t cows 🐄 have any money?

Because farmers milk them dry.

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Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"

Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock

After an unsuccessful harvest, why did the farmer decide to try a career in music? Because he had a ton of sick beets.

Penaldo song 🎵🎵🎵

He has conquered all the Farmers He is never going to stop From Lithuania down to Andorra He has scored a fucking lot Penalties and Tapins The Fields of Faroe Islands He is our GOAT And his name is Cristiano Columbus Allez, Allez, Allez Allez, Allez, Allez

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch

As an honest Penaldo fan I have to admit he is a penalty merchant. He can only score against farmer teams like Spezia. He never shows up against great teams like Barcelona. I've come to realize my hero Penaldo will never be better than Messi. My idol Penaldo is sadly finished.