The 50+ Best Farmer Jokes

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: hey, what are you doing?

Child: oh I just milked one of your cows

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls

Child: *realizes*

why did the farmer went to the strip club

coz he was looking for his hoe

A farmer walks up to his farmer neighbor with a jug of milk. the farmer says "I milked your cow". the neighbor replies "i have a bull not a cow"

How did the farmer find his lost cow? He tractor down

Why did the cow jump over the moon? Because the farmer had cold hands!

Why couldn’t the dairy farmer find his home ? He lost the whey!😅

What’s the difference between a female farmer and Hitler’s girlfriend? One bails her hay and the other heils her bae.

What do a pimp and a farmer have in common? They both need a hoe to stay in business

What did the cow say when it saw the farmer twice in one day? -- "Deja moo!"

Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock

A farmer counted 196 cows in the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.

What happens when you mess with a farmer? You get the whole ranch

Why did the farmer name his pig ink? Because he kept on running out of the pen.

What did the farmer say to the doll? You death baby doll.

A farmer artificially impregnated a cow, the cow said to another cow, "it's a miracle, I'm pregnant." the other cow said, "that's impossible it's only us cows in the field you must be joking." The first cow said, "nope I'm serious... no bull."

Farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm says this is the pig I'm fucking she say u idiot that's a sheep he says shut up I wasn't talking to you