Child: *drinking milk*
Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?
Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.
Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.
Child: *realizes*
Hey girl are you a farmer? Because you sure know how to raise a cock
Why did the chicken cross the road to get to the chicken coop
Why did the farmers wife chase the chickens out of the yard?
Cuz they were using fowl language!
What does the cross guard say to the cows crossing the road?
Mooooooooooo along
Teacher: What does a pig give you?
Little Johnny: Bacon.
Teacher: Good, what does the sheep give you?
Little Johnny: Wool.
Teacher: What does the fat cow give you?
Little Johnny: Homework and says "leave motherf*cker".
We just got a new chicken-proof lawn, it's impeccable.
a chicken is dellisis
Here's a list of puns, not all of them are mine.
1. Smaller babies may be delivered by stork, but the heavier ones need a crane.
2. Yesterday, I accidentally swallowed some food coloring. The doctor says I’m okay, but I feel like I’ve dyed a little inside.
3. My sister bet that I couldn’t build a car out of spaghetti. You should’ve seen her face when I drove pasta.
4. Getting the ability to fly would be so uplifting.
5. Two windmills are standing in a wind farm. One asks, “What’s your favorite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.”
6. Why was the cookie sad? Because his mom was a wafer long!
7. Why didn’t the cat go to the vet? He was feline fine!
8. How do you make a good egg-roll? You push it down a hill!
9. That baseball player was such a bad sport. He stole third base and then just went home!
10. My parents said I can’t drink coffee anymore. Or else they’ll ground me!
Q: Why did the cow touch an electric fence?
A: Because it wanted to get electrocowted🐄
If chickens wake up when the Rooster crows, then when do ducks wake?
At the quack of dawn.
Cow: *can't be milked for 20 years*
9/11:
I have a cow over my house spending the night with me because she has been out in the streets homeless and poor so my family force it to come and live with me at my place. The cow ask me where do I keep all the dairy items like the milk cheese yogurt and meat? In the refrigerator where do you think i keep on the farm with all the rest of those cows? That night we had to share a room and sleep in the same damn bed then she starting getting high and drinked some cow wine with titty milk and it made her shit all over the bed.
What kind of milk does a new age calf drink. Dairy free.
what came first he chicken or the egg?
I dont know go google it.
what do u call a cow's facial hair?
a moostache
there were 25 cows 28 chickens how many didn't
How do you get a cow to eat? give it mooshroom!
How do you call a cow’s butt? A dairy-ère.
What did the mommy cow say to the baby cow?
It is pasture your bed time
