What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
The Farmer and the Coyote
Explanation
Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause "cock" has two meanings. One, it's a rooster. Two, it's... well, you know. The farmer's mad about his rooster, but it sounds like he's saying something else. Also, coyotes don't follow the law, dummy.
Comments (1)
Anonymous
NO! NOT THE FARMERS COCK!