What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?
"No, you ate my cock!"
Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause "cock" has two meanings. One, it's a rooster. Two, it's... well, you know. The farmer's mad about his rooster, but it sounds like he's saying something else. Also, coyotes don't follow the law, dummy.
Anonymous
NO! NOT THE FARMERS COCK!