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The Farmer and the Coyote

What'd the farmer say when a coyote killed and ate his rooster?

"No, you ate my cock!"

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Explanation

Explain Bear

Alright, listen up, buttercup. This joke is funny 'cause "cock" has two meanings. One, it's a rooster. Two, it's... well, you know. The farmer's mad about his rooster, but it sounds like he's saying something else. Also, coyotes don't follow the law, dummy.

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