Experience jokes
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
What's the difference between a girl eating Taco Bell and doing sex a few times? Nothing. Something always comes out.
Okay, so I ate an apple and it tasted good.
Wanna hear a funny joke?
John's life.
"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."
Boys Experiments be like:
I bought some shoes from a drug dealer. I don't know what he laced them with, but I have been tripping all day!
Hoes be like, "I've been through a lot."
No, a lot's been through you.
You will remember reading this for the rest of your life.
The double slit experiment shows light particles are a wave that assemble in your presence. And you didn't even have to say a word!
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
My first time sex was like buying my first used, crappy car.
I didn't want it, but Dad gave it to me anyway.
Sex is like pizza.
When it’s hot, it’s great.
When it’s cold, it’s still pretty good.
A limbless man sat on the side of a lake everyday. He had no hands or legs.
One day he was crying when a woman was walking by and saw that he was upset, so she asked if he was okay.
He replied, "No." The woman said, "Well, what's wrong?" The limbless man said, "I've never been hugged by anyone ever." So the woman, out of kindness, hugged the man. "Are you okay now?" she asked. "No," the man replied. So again the woman asked him what was wrong. He answered, "I've never been kissed before." The woman eagerly gave him a peck on the lips and asked, "Are you okay now?" The man shook his head sadly. The woman asked him what was wrong for the third time. The man said, "I've never been fucked."
The woman looked at him, picks him up, throws him in the lake, and says, "Now you are!"
I was at the store during a storm one time. I guess you could say it was story.
Why do orphans love getting r@ped?
Because they want to know what love feels like.
What's the difference between sex and mental illness?
Most of Reddit has experienced mental illness.
Life is like giving head... it always sucks.
A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.
I love having fun.