me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
me: do you ever just walk into a room and forget what you were doing?
bank teller: [eyes wide] uhhhhh
me: *scratches head with gun* man, i hate it when this happens
Friend 1: What's the most disappointing thing that ever happened to you? For me repeating a year. Friend 2: Failing an important test. And you? ----- Then there is me: My life.
A blonde crashed a helicopter. A police officer asked her what happened. She says, "It got cold so I turned off the fan."
How 9/11 Happened!:
Hey Bush, Truth or dare
An orphanage got robbed yesterday. Let's just say that's the second worst thing to happen to those orphans. At least they didn't end up like their parents.
What happens when a cow jumps over a wire fence
Udder destruction
What happens when Stephen hawking dies? The windows shutdown sound plays.