The weirdest thing happened yesterday. My dad came back from work...
He’s a suicide bomber.
How do you start a rave? Throw a flash bang into an epileptic children's ward
Did you know Princess Diana was on the radio the night she died?
To be honest, she was on the whole dashboard too.
up into the sky so very far here comes Dr. Seuss ALLAHU AKBAR, at the ripe old age of 97 he committed 9/11
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
When the school shooter misses you but you gotta play it off;
😐😑
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes? They are just two plane
What do you call a 5 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.
I was walking down the streets of Manchester when suddenly I saw Penaldo getting arrested! I heard the officer say “This time I give you warning, there will be no penalty”
That’s when Penaldo asked “No penalty?!” and punched the police officer.
Shame on you Penaldo!