Circumcision jokes
What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? ... Kick his sister in the jaw.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a female. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
What's the difference between a rabbi and a priest? One cuts them off and one sucks them off.
A little known rule: You cannot be circumcised if you are running for political office in the US.
You need to be a complete dick.
What's the difference between a priest and a rabbi? A rabbi cuts it off, a priest sucks it off.
Why did the United Nations stop the French government from using the guillotine in public?
Because the French government was using the guillotine on newborn babies for circumcision.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
Who's better, Hitler or Jesus?
Hitler: Jesus made bread for 1000 whereas Hitler made meat for 10,000. 😅😅😅😅 (no offense)
(To circumcised people)
What’s the best part about being a circumcision doctor?
The pay is good and you also get to keep the tips!
What does a Jewish man say when he sees a caricature of his face?
"We need to circumcise that one."
What does the word circumcise mean?
Cut off a boy's or a man's dick, or cut off a girl's or a woman's foreskin.
So I was at high school one day in the bathrooms, and I'm circumcised, and the kid next to me wasn't, so he showed me his pp, and he had a foreskin, so I was just playing with it until the teacher walked in, then I got fired...
How do you circumcise a hillbilly?
Kick his sister in the jaw.
How are Jews and potatoes different?
A potato keeps its skin.
How do people in Alabama get circumcised? You knee your sister's jaw...
How do you circumcise a redneck? Kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you circumcise someone from Alabama?
Kick his sister's jaw.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
How do you circumcise a hillbilly? You kick his sister in the jaw.