Experience jokes
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
I had fun.
Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆
My math teacher asked me what a liked term was. I told her I couldn't say, never experienced it.
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
Déjà Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.
I did have a good [time].
Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
Neither have they.
In kindergarten, we were starting to learn how to use "big kid words." On Monday, the teacher asked everyone to share what they did over the weekend, but we had to use big kid words.
Eventually it got to my turn, and the teacher asked me what I did over the summer. I told her I read a book. She asked me what book, and to remember to use "big kid words." I'll never forget the horrified look on her face when I replied with "Winnie the Shit."
Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.
Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.
Me: Am actually happy right now.
Life: Lol one sec.
One time my receipt broke before I even got to my truck.
I got sad today.
Why do cows have babies?
They moo-ved together.
What's the difference between a priest and customer service?
At least you can call customer service and tell them how your experience was.