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Story

Who's the fastest reader?

Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.

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  • 9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.

    9/11 victim

    9/11 victims are the best readers.

    They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.

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  • Trick

    You got a dig bick.

    You read that wrong.

    You read that wrong too.

    Maybe you read that wrong as well.

    You just went and back-checked.

    You reread all of that.

    You have a pet wussy.

    You read that wrong...

    You need mental help.

    People

    Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

    Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

    Story

    Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.

    9/11 victim

    Who are the fastest readers in the world?

    9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.

    People

    Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?

    They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.

    Time

    Who are the fastest readers of all time?

    People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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  • Helicopter

    I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...

    I know, I'm going to hell!

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  • People

    You learn something new every day.

    Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.

    Day

    Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.