Reader jokes
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
You're gay, stop reading.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
If you read this, you are gay/lesbian.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 victims.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
You're gay.
If you read this.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
What do you call someone with a small dick... whoever is reading this 😉
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.