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Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?

Yea, they went through 80 stories in seconds.

Who are the fastest readers in the world?

9/11 victims, they went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either

Who are the fastest readers of all time?

People who jumped out of the twin towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.

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I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters but it just wouldn't land with people...

I know, I'm going to hell...

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You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds

Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world? Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!