Who's the fastest reader?
Me, 'cause I'll be jumping off so many stories.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
9/11 victims are the best readers.
They went through hundreds of stories in a few seconds.
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
Did you know the people in the twin towers were great readers?
Yeah, they went through 80 stories in seconds.
What's sad and has no life? The person reading this.
Q: Who are the fastest readers? A: Twin Tower victims, they got 80 stories in ten seconds.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 80 stories in 7 seconds. In case you didn't see that one coming, don't feel bad, they didn't either.
Why were the people in the Twin Towers such good readers?
They went through 110 stories in 10 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers of all time?
People who jumped out of the Twin Towers. Why? Because they went through 13 stories within 5 seconds.
What is a gay person's favorite book?
The dictionary.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
If you read this, you lost your v card.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
You learn something new everyday. Like the people in 9 11 are the worlds fastest readers they went through 100s in under a seconds
911 pilots are the best readers, They went through 30 stories in less than an hours
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11victims, they went through 87 stories in 7seconds
What Do you call a phone that talk
A reader in a leader
Who are the fastest readers?
9/11 Victims
