Reader jokes
You got a dig bick.
You read that wrong.
You read that wrong too.
Maybe you read that wrong as well.
You just went and back-checked.
You reread all of that.
You have a pet wussy.
You read that wrong...
You need mental help.
How are the faster readers in the world?
9/11 victims, they read 80 stories in 10 seconds.
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers.
Whoever is reading this, I hope you have a good day because I feel bad you're so short.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Who are the fastest readers on Earth?
The pilots flying the 9/11 planes. They went through 6 stories in 5 seconds.
What type of people have the world record for most stories read in the shortest amount of time?
Emos, some of them are still in the air.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers in the world?
Because they went through 90 stories in just 10 seconds!
You're gay, stop reading.
The people at 9/11 must have been able to read fast. If I explain it, it won't be funny. This is an old joke my friend told me.
Why are planes the fastest readers? Because they went through 100 stories in 20 seconds.
If you read this, you qualify as gay.
Fuck all reading this.
Who are the fastest readers?
The pilots on 9/11. They went through six stories in 5 seconds.
Who are the fastest readers ever? 9/11 victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
You learn something new every day.
Like the people in 9/11 are the world's fastest readers; they went through 100s in under a second.
What do cannibals read?
People.
Digest Readers.
9/11 pilots are the best readers.
They went through 30 stories in less than an hour.
I heard Kobe was writing a book about helicopters, but it just wouldn't land with people...
I know, I'm going to hell!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
The people in the Twin Towers, because they went through over 100 stories in less than 10 minutes.