Death's Near Chuck Norris Experience

This is a play on the meme that Chuck Norris is so tough, even death is afraid of him. Instead of Chuck Norris having a near-death experience, death itself had a 'near Chuck Norris' experience.

• Chuck Norris
• Death
• Experience
• Meme
• Internet culture

• Death once had a near Chuck experience.
• Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed Death.
• Chuck Norris met God once. Now God is the puny human.
• Lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same place, but Chuck Norris does.