A man and a woman get married. The woman was a retired hooker. The man was a poet.
The man said as they did 69, "You taste better than my most delicious gourmet meal." The woman said, "Well, you aren’t too bad either, but the best 69 I’ve gotten and given was Harry. He did it for 24 hours nonstop." They got divorced that night.
Listen up, buttercup! So, this dude marries a retired hooker, right? During some horizontal cardio, he tells her she tastes like a gourmet meal. She's like, "Cool story, bro, but Harry went down on me for 24 hours straight." BAM! Divorce. Get it? It's funny because it's awkward and unexpected. Also, you need to check the proper spelling of "delicious" and "gourmet."
Charlie Brown
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nunya
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