Experience jokes

Has anyone walked in on their parents making love? I have.

Please comment! :)

Me: Am actually happy right now.

Life: Lol one sec.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?

Being a bitch.

I got sad today.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Life.

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

This is a bad day for me.

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

Anyone remember the following?

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

I laughed at my life so hard.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.