Experience jokes

I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.

Why do some kids only experience 364 days per year?

Because they don't have a Father's Day.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I got sad today.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?

Being a bitch.

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Anyone remember the following?

Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

I laughed at my life so hard.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

Life.

This is a bad day for me.