Experience jokes

Me: Am actually happy right now.

Life: Lol one sec.

I did a walk today, but it was so much better, and a walk home. I had dinner. Night was good fun at home. Night was good night. I was a little off, but you were so fun to be a night.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

I got sad today.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

First bite: Oh my God!

Second bite: Oh my, God!

Anyone remember the following?

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

I laughed at my life so hard.

This is a bad day for me.

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.

Life.

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.