Experience jokes
President Joseph Biden said during the first presidential debate of the 2024 presidential election that he does not debate as well as he used to. Mr. Biden also can't think as well as he used to either, but then again when Mr. Biden was a United States senator in the state of Delaware he never could think because thinking was never one of his strengths and that is the reason why Mr. Biden became President Obama's vice president in the first place.
Oh well, that's politics.
Three strangers have opened a gay chat; but if one left the chat, the chat would be closed.
Stranger 3: How to turn a straight guy into a gay guy?
Stranger 1: You can't!
Stranger 2: You can.
Stranger 3: How?
Stranger 2: By using the same idea of the Russian experiment; like in a detention, put him in a closed room full of gay stuff, but the difference is that he can sleep, and he will have food for 30 days and a toilet, too.
Stranger 3: Great idea, but who can we try first?
Stranger 1: You all gays are evil monsters.
Stranger 2: I think the stranger 1 is just a straight spy. Let's try this experi-
(The chat has been closed by stranger 1)
What does your first football game and your first time having sex have in common?
You were bloody and battered but at least your dad came.
Circumcision is like getting your dick sucked by a male. If you did not like it when you were a teenager, you probably will not like it when you become an adult.
I ate some gunpowder once. It was an exploding experience.
Deja-poo.
The sense or feeling you have dealt with this crap in the past.
Catholic men say eating broccoli is like anal sex.
If you’re forced to have it as a child, you probably won’t like it as an adult.
Death once had a near Chuck Norris experience...
What happened when the emo went through the self-checkout?
Two beeps went off.
You know how sometimes you want to listen to music?
But everything you listen to is just supremely unsatisfying, even if it's songs you usually love; they are just so unappealing, and you have no idea what you actually want to listen to.
A kid asks his dad why his name is Experience. The dad says, "That's what we give our mistakes."
Q: What's the hardest thing about losing your virginity?
A: Making sure she doesn't wake up.
Have you ever tried sex when camping?
It's f***ing intense.
childhood skipped @iissoo.00 fr😵💫
Life.
I tried to commit suicide today; never doing that again. I almost killed myself.
Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!
(I am still a single young virgin.)
Why does no one die a virgin? Cause life fucks us all.
Just walked in on my parents doing it! Worst 30 minutes of my life.
A teacher is doing an experiment about taste. She tells each student to line up so she can give them each a lifesaver, so they can tell her what flavor it is. She gives Suzy a pineapple one. Suzy tries it, says the flavor, and then goes and sits back down. That is the same for everyone, then it is Jhonny's turn. The teacher hands him a honey flavor one. Jhonny chews it for a while, then says,
"Teacher, I don't know what it is.". The teacher tries to give him a hint and says, "it's what your parents call each other when you are asleep". Immediately the boy behind Jhonny screams, "Spit it out Jhonny, it's an asshole!!!"