Experience jokes

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

How about that airplane food? I eat it when I'm high.

"Rajesh get on bus, so many people, squeeze here squeeze there. He daydream about naughty stuff, like coffee spill but not coffee. Bus move, stop, he press close to pretty lady, she smell nice. Rajesh think how funny if something else spill, make whole bus ride wild." He laugh to self, bus ride never boring now!

Nostalgia hits you like a train.

It's so hard, you can even wake up.

I laughed at my life so hard.

I'm jealous of the people who never met you.

Have you ever heard of sex? Because you just got fucked.

Well, you know what they say, time flies when you're just a ball of anxiety and stress. :D

Why do blind kids like plane crashes?

Because you can’t dislike what you have never seen.

Anyone remember the following?

Everyone makes mistakes. Just ask your parents.

What's the cruelest joke?

Life.

"Nepal is a good place because it has been a great time for me."

Life.

Déjà Vat: the feeling that you’ve heard that bad joke before.

This is a bad day for me.

What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.

What kind of experience does a feminazi have for being a feminist?

Being a bitch.

I was literally cradlesnatched as a child.

Yeah, in the arms of an older woman experiencing my first rounds of motorboating.

What's the difference between Rorochan and skydivers?

One does it for the cash, the other for the views.