The top worst thing for an orphan, and probably the most awkward one, is when they're having sex and the other person is calling them "mommy" or "daddy."
Awkward Orphan Experience
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Explain Bear
Alright, listen up, nimrod. Imagine you don't have parents, right? Now picture someone getting freaky with you and calling you "mommy" or "daddy" during the act. It's messed up because you ain't anyone's parent, especially since you lost yours. It's like pouring salt on a wound, genius. And based on your taste in jokes, I'm pretty sure you have a room temperature IQ.