Today is a Gift

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Donโ€™t feel bad about this day because thereโ€™s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."

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Listen up, buttercup. This joke is tryna say that today is a gift. Get it? Present? Like a gift you get? Because yesterday is gone and tomorrow isn't here yet. It's like you trying to understand the plot of a movie โ€“ always missing the point, ain't ya?

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