Experience jokes

I know an orphan named Zara, and he has never had homemade food.

I was the manager at a McDonald’s in Turin when I saw Penaldo walk in and submit a job application. I asked him to show me his skills and experience, but he just started diving and asking for pens and tap-ins. I was confused until Penaldo told me that’s all he knows how to do.

I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.

Is depression sadness or happiness? I call it a fun time.

Why can't the orphan play the game of life? They don't know what a family road trip is. 😆

"Did you go to the light show?"

"Yeah, it was lit."

My life.

Tell me when you get it.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.

The suicide hotline didn't even give me advice on how to kill myself. Not helpful at all.