Event

Event Jokes

Million

In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.

Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?

Charity

I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.

It's called "spastics on elastics."

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  • Irish

    What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.

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  • Funeral

    What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"

    Charity

    I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."

    Sailing

    The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

    Antenna

    Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

    Africa

    Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.

    Year

    What's the one thing me and the New Year's ball have in common?

    It's not gonna be the only thing falling 50 stories this New Year's.

    Funeral

    What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?

    She was too young.

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