Event jokes
What is an orphan's favorite event? Homecoming.
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
In order to get $355 million for his civil fraud case, Donald Trump desperately needed to fundraise. So, in every Republican Party event, he will serve the Patriotic Trump Dog! It consists of an 80-year-old sausage inside a 10-year-old cream bun, topped with Russian dressing.
Trump does have the best people, doesn't he?
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
I'm doing a charity bungee jump for the local disabled.
It's called "spastics on elastics."
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
When I die, can someone play "Best Day Ever" during my funeral?
What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? One less drunk.
Two artists had an art contest. It ended in a draw.
I did a bungee jump for charity recently. It was called "spastics on elastics."
The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.
What’s the worst thing to do at a funeral?
The corpse.
What's the worst thing to say at a funeral? "Hi guys, welcome to my unboxing video!"
what do you call it when you get married in Panera Bread?
Panera Wed.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
Have you heard of the current event in Africa? It’s called the Hunger Games.
Why did 10 die? -- He was in the middle of 9/11.
There was a wedding so sad that even the cake was in tiers.
At my funeral, take the bouquet off the coffin and throw it into the crowd to see who's next.
What’s one thing you can say at a funeral and during sex?
She was too young.