Event Jokes

Orphan

Anonymous
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What is an orphan’s favorite event

Homecoming

Shooting

Anonymous
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The Somalian Olympics Team has just apologized to the Olympic Committee after realizing that sailing and shooting were two separate events.

Orphan

Anonymous
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what is an orphan's favorite event? homecoming

Yo mama

Anonymous
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Yo mama so fat, she has her own event horizon.

Skeleton

steve
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getting hurt is a bone breaking experience it's such a spine tingling event

Depression

NightFalcon605
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You never think of how people will react to an event, my friend gets discounts at any store he goes to.

Uncle

Anonymous
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Stop making 9/11 jokes guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!

Hospital

COKEMAN809
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What's the funniest thing about being ringside at a UFC fight?

When you look around and all of the spectators are wearing white gowns and fuzzy socks, and you realize you aren't at a UFC event, you're watching your fellow patients fight to the death at a psychiatric facility.

End

Dr bright
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Scp 173 has breached containment this is not a joke multiple keter class scps have breached containment this is an xk class event evacuate the earth and solar system the world is ending

Orphan

Your mama
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What’s an orphans lest favorite event : there BRITHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dream

Anonymous
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Can people please shut up about 'male privileges'. There is no right that men have that women don't.

Women have the right to genital integrity. Women can vote without having to sign up for the draft.

Women have the right to choose parenthood, men do not.

Women have the right to be assumed caregivers for children.

Women have the right to call unwanted, coerced sex rape.

Women have the right to lower jail sentences for the same crime.

Women have the right to not be assumed sexual predators.

Women have the right to government departments that solely serve their interests. They also have the luxury of “women only” events that men cannot even dream of. (They even took the boy scouts away from us)

Women have the right to government-enforced gender quotas

Women have the right to exclusive tax benefits for being a business owner.

Women have the right to domestic violence shelters

Women have the right to not be assumed the primary aggressor in a domestic depute

Women have the right to rape a man or boy and if she gets pregnant from that man/boy they can sue him for child support.

So it is women who have more rights.

So shut up feminists please.

Woman

Someone campaigning for the rights of the male side of humanity.
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I'm just gonna say it. And don't get offended but I'm so sick of the media bieng on the female side. It never shows what life is like for a male.

Yes women do have it hard in life because they have to give birth etc.

But men have it pretty hard too if not harder. Males are criticised for showing emotions.

Men have to go to war on the front lines.

Boys have less support from their friends because showing any emotion is a sign of weakness.

Boys have to wear trousers in schools where they practically burn to death in summer meanwhile girls get to wear dresses and skirts. And now we hear girls complaining about them not being allowed to wear trousers. Yet we haven't ever heard anything about boys protesting about wearing shorts to school. It's because no one will take a man's protest seriously because the media is always against the men.

Man-rape is unheard of in the media and I've never seen anything in any form of news accusing a woman as a rapist.

We are expected to gather up our guts ask a girl to be their girlfriend, we have to take them on dates, pay the bill, buy them gifts when the girls never do anything like that for us males. We have to get a job while they put on makeup and go out with their friends and spend 3 months worth of the money the man has made.

And the women say we only rape women and that we restrict women from doing certain things like fighting in world wars.

It's because most males do not want females to get hurt. Yet we are criticised for this.

I propose a idea that on the 19 of September every year (until we get the point across) all males do not go to work. etc.

Whose going to put out all the fires? The two fire'women' at the local fire station. Who is going to work in the major corporations? The secretary's and the receptionist?

Women are always saying that the world will be a better place if they're are no men around. Let's show them how wrong they are.

(this event can be done worldwide)

Share this with as many people who still believe in the rights of the males.

(I'm not against feminism it's just that everything in the media is about some stupid problem women are complaining about + hatred for males everywhere.

But I think that nowadays women have more rights than men because they can wear what they want, do what they want and never get criticised or face any consequences.)

Orphan

popbboy1
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What’s an orphan’s favourite school event?

Home coming

Orphan

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What’s an orphans least favorite school event? Home coming!

Penaldo

Pendu
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Was invited to the inauguration of an I-pad. We were all ready to begin the event. I was supposed to cut the ribbons. But before I could do that, Penaldo jumped outta nowhere and shouted,"I DON'T WANT I-PAD, I ONLY WANT TO STATPAD".

shame on Penaldo for ruining the event😡

Emo

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What do you call an emo hosting a charity event?

Fund razor.

Orphan

Hi
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What's the one school event that orphans don't go to. PARENTS EVENING

Beginning

Jybori
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SEX Some Event Xaern

Xaern- loving something so much you begin to dislike it.

Cry

CallmehChloe😎
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I watched the series of unfortanet events 4 times all the shows 4 times, : me -crying - I am trying to finish the rest then my brother comes in and says it is PG, ( parent guidens) after that.... My brother called me a bAby then he pushed me off my bed.😭

Heart

Anonymous
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I put my heart and soul in my report, then my teacher says: Hey KIDS were going to repeat making current events about our state til we DIE ....No wonder when kids leave school they're soulless RIP Meh Soul

Game

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Heard about the new event in Africa? Called hunger games

Game

Anonymous
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Have you heard of the current event in Africa?

It’s called the hunger games