Event jokes
Why is 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9.
But why is 10 scared? Because he is in the middle of 9/11.
Why was ten scared?
It was in the middle of 9/11.
A man dies of old age on his 25th birthday. How is this possible?
Answer: He was born on February 29.
Why is 10 so scared? Because he is right in the middle of 9/11.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a giant spoon to the Super Bowl.
Never talk about 9/11 to me. I lost my dad in it.
He was a great pilot ;(
Why couldn't the cowboy go to the rodeo?
He forgot his calves!
9 months before I was born,
I went to a party with my dad and left with my mom.
Why is 6 scared? Because 7 8 9.
Why is 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
When you're watching a 9/11 documentary, that one kid in your class finds the 97th Jenga block and knocks it down.
Bruh, Travis Scott went from Astroworld festival to after world festival.
Basically, the Twin Towers are Angry Birds but in real life.
Anonymous 1: Why are you crying?
Anonymous 2: No, buddy, come to my finral.
I didn't steal it. 🌚
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because it had no body to dance with!
Q: Why don't orphans turn up to parents evening?
A: Because they don't have any parents.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
What's brown and white with red all over?
Terrorists when they went into the Twin Towers.
Why did 10 kill itself?
Because it was between 9/11.
You're so ugly, even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Zozo the hobo has two frogs and a bunny cage from pet expo. Why? Because he wanted a pet, you idiot!