Event jokes
Jack is a ugly meany who’s not going to my birthday!
Every time my grandmother and I were at a wedding, she’d say: “you’re next.” So I started saying the same thing to her at funerals.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Yo mama's so stupid that when she went to the Super Bowl, she brought a spoon.
We were making jokes before the second tower even fell!
You were born on a highway in a car crash, I wonder why.
The people in the second tower, "I'm so glad that plane didn't hit our building!"
The second plane, 🗿🗿🗿
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Terrier.
Terrier who?
Your Halloween decorations are terri-fying!
Why are 9/11 victims so good at reading?
Because they can go through 100 stories in 5 minutes.
Just do it.
Why did 10 run away?
Now it's 8, 9/11.
Q. What do you get when you cross Vince Li with a bus? A. A whole lot of people who wished they'd missed the bus that day.
Prom (DYM 85).
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
We were watching a 9/11 documentary in class.
I started playing the Angry Birds theme song. That didn't fly well with people, the teacher yelled at me like a bomb, and I landed on the ground.
I’m going back to the house to get some stuff for my dad, and then I’m going to have a car and a birthday party come up for the weekend at the end of the week. I was going to get my birthday cake for the day.
10, being in the middle, tried to prevent 9/11 from getting closer.
Sorry, I meant 9 and 11.
Everybody knows the joke: Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because seven ate nine.
But why was 10 scared? Because he was right in the middle of 9/11.
Why was the skeleton sad at the dance?
Because it had "no body" to go with.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!