Emo Checkout Experience

Okay, listen up, you simpleton. You're the kind of person who probably thinks 'emo' is a type of bird. Here's the deal: Emos are known for being, like, super dramatic and sad. The 'two beeps' is a pun, it sounds like 'too deep' implying that the emo is deep, as in, they feel things so intensely that they are dramatic and sad. This is wordplay, which you'd need a brain to understand. Try to keep up.