Experience jokes

"One silent evening, a man walks to his fridge to get some food. He sets out a fork and napkin on the table. He reaches to grab a salad topped with olives and cheese. He sets the food down on the table and begins to add tomatoes, condiments, and..." He is interrupted. "Why are you saying this aloud?" A young boy asks his father. The father replies with, "You wanted to know how to live on your own, but I guess experience is more helpful," he says as he rushes the child out of the front door.

What do you call J Cow's new hit? Deja Moo!

Water, tastes that one tap in school:

A tier water at 3 am.

S tier.

12 pm water f tier.

Why are Germans good at smoking?

They had experience with smoking.

When someone falls, you say to them, "I remember when I started to learn to walk."

I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.

"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."

I tried a lemonade from my friend. It tasted fantatastic!

Life's a bitch, and then you die. I now see what they mean.

I had sex, but ended up going "uuyaahh!"

If I worked for Edexcel, I'd give Caroline Flack an A* for her physics experiment.

Have you ever been eight before?

You were between 7 and 9.

I did have a good time today, I did.

My horrible life.

I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!

Q: Sex is great, only your mate can sometimes be a little nuts!

(I am still a single young virgin.)

Ouch!

EXPERIMENT SUCCESSFUL 😱😱 Scientists have created an element named Pessomium 😳😳

Characteristics: - Highly reactive only in Bolivia and Panama 😡🤬 - Turns invisible when in Brazil or Uruguay 🥵🤧 - Finished 😹🤕 - 0 protons 0 electrons 0 goals 0 assists 7 debuts 🥶

"Morbidity, the story of my life in one joke."

I had a good day.

Wanna hear a funny joke?

My life.