Sandpaper jokes

Man

Shower thoughts · 2 years ago

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

Kid

Anonymous · 4 years ago

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

Floor

sandpaper treadmill · 4 years ago

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

Bathroom

Gummy gummy gummy bear · 4 months ago

A close-up photo of a blue Barbasol bottle held by a hand. The label on the bottle has been edited to say '72 IN 1' instead of its normal text, listing an absurdly long, comical list of random objects and concepts like 'Engine Oil', 'Pikachu', 'Declaration of Independence', and 'Minecraft Leaks'. Text overlay at the top reads: 'Legendary bathroom find'.

Sandpaper memes

Friend

Your Dad · 4 years ago

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Blind

Shower thoughts · 2 months ago

How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.

Paper

RobotThatHacks42 · 7 years ago

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