Sandpaper jokes

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

What's the difference between sand and a dildo? Sand has never gone up my ass.

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.