Sandpaper jokes

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.

My wrists have a different texture pack than the rest of me.

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.