Sandpaper jokes

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

You know what really gets me under my skin when I'm down? Sharpener blades.

Me and my girlfriend were planning on having sex, but I said me and my little brother share a bunk bed and he’s on the bottom. She said tell him we’re making sandwiches so we came up with a plan. "Tomato" means harder and "cheese" means faster. So we were having sex and she was screaming, "Tomato, tomato, tomato, cheese, cheese, cheese," then my little brother said, "Can y’all stop making sandwiches? You're getting mayonnaise all over my bed."

Do trees shit?

Well, how else would we get #2 pencils?

Ran out of toilet paper, so had to start using lettuce leaves... today was the tip of the iceberg.

I got in touch with my inner self today, it's the last time I use 1-ply toilet roll.