Sandpaper jokes

How do you keep a blind person entertained? Give them a piece of sandpaper and tell them it’s a word.

Yo mama so old the carpenter uses her crotch as sandpaper.

How do you keep a blind kid busy? Give him sandpaper and tell him it's a find-a-word. 😂🤣

I gave my blind friend a piece of sandpaper. He said it was the most gruesome book ever.

The other day all those toilet papers came by my house and asked do I have any crack candy. Naw, I don't have no damn crack candy or no crack apples. All I have here in the backyard is a peanut butter crack sandwich. Help yourself, and while you're at it, clean up all the damn doggie dodo that's everywhere. Thank you, Mr. Toilet Papers.

Paper.

Be papered.

I have a friend named Mole.

She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...

What did the blind man say the first time he touched sandpaper?

“What in the world did I just read?”

Run on a sandpaper floor-treadmill hybrid in a medium sized room for 24 hours. It will be fun!