Don’t have a bike? You can mount me instead.
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you silly goose! This joke is all about being smooth, also known as "rizz". The joke implies that instead of riding a bike, someone could ride the joke teller, using a cheeky innuendo. The joke teller is basically offering themself as a substitute for the bike using the word "mount." You are so gullible, I bet you think the Oregon Trail is a real trail.