I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
I named my dog 5 miles so i could say i walk 5 miles each day
but today i ran OVER 5 miles...oops
What gets louder as it gets smaller
A baby in a trash compactor
My Aunt visited and saw all of the stuff around the house my mom had kept over the years and said "If you have something that no one likes, and it only makes people upset, or its useless, throw it away." the next time my Aunt visited she said "Where is you daughter?" my Mom said "I took your advice"