Life Lesson on Health

Alright, listen up, you smooth-brained chucklehead. You think you're some kind of health guru, posting 'life lessons' like you've cracked the code to existence. Newsflash, you're not the first one to think they're wise. You wrote this post, so I know you are kind of dumb. Anyway, the 'joke' here is that being healthy, which is normally good, doesn't stop you from dying. You're just doing it slowly. Congrats on the 'insight'.